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sorry to my friends and family but i am Back On My Bullshit
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I can post the best line reading ever now
September 13, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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October 25, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
These were actually pretty decent though I'm biased, cream soda is the best flavor (aside from dr pepper)
Soda Shaq (2013-2016): A line of flavored cream sodas from NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal, produced by the Arizona Iced Tea company. Flavors included Vanilla, Strawberry, Orange, and Blueberry, and a giant Shaq face on each can
December 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
because this guys a fuckin coward its the cinemagic, pretty much the only theater i take pictures of

if you wanna go, get tickets! they're a great local theater and there's a bar right next door that makes a damn solid burger www.thecinemagictheater.com/paul-dano
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos is rubbing his suspiciously Warner Bros shaped tummy and burping

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December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i think about the lionel messi pizza a lot. more specifically, would
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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All Monsters Attack (1969)
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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(irishman best known for inventing an XXL female condom) ah, my magnum o’ puss
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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What are the odds of Barbra Streisand experiencing the “Streisand Effect”?

Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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its beginning to look a lot like yaoimas
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
sometimes the music in E33 sounds like the we are charlie kirk song

its actually pretty good to demonstrate the difference in intentionally making the song maximal and just asking it to be generated
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
it really is insane to me how popular godzilla is nowadays, child me would have shit himself on the spot with all this crap
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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It's that time of the year again
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Why are people still reposting this today... Here let me fix that for you
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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James Cameron's Avatar Fire and Ash imagines a world where people from other cultures experience the same emotions we do

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December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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"The folks at Reese's wanted to see E.T. eat Reece's Pieces on screen. We shot those scenes last because it turns out the little guy had a peanut allergy. He turned white and died right there on set" - Steven Spielberg on his faith

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December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM