Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️
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I let her hold it while I peed and it bit her
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I let her hold it while I peed and it bit her
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Gotta say picked up avowed on sale and for all it's faults its still loads of fun
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Gotta say picked up avowed on sale and for all it's faults its still loads of fun
Proffesor Finks shield hitbox is fucking insane
December 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Proffesor Finks shield hitbox is fucking insane
Goonies fuck, yes?
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Goonies fuck, yes?
If 40k imperium is so smart why do they 1 guy working 16 hour shifts and not 8 guys working 2 hour shifts
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If 40k imperium is so smart why do they 1 guy working 16 hour shifts and not 8 guys working 2 hour shifts
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Christmas is really just gonna be exhausting huh
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Christmas is really just gonna be exhausting huh
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These are honestly the stories that should get attention but are buried under endless outrage farmers complaining about minorities or the amount of cleavage alternative costumes have
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
These are honestly the stories that should get attention but are buried under endless outrage farmers complaining about minorities or the amount of cleavage alternative costumes have
Tom Ward saying he wants to strangle a young youtuber is peak Bald man in Polo shirt content
December 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Tom Ward saying he wants to strangle a young youtuber is peak Bald man in Polo shirt content
Fun fact, bringing up your dead husband and talking about how big dick was will in fact, make it impossible to have sex with you
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Fun fact, bringing up your dead husband and talking about how big dick was will in fact, make it impossible to have sex with you
Dredge
Was reminded of this supremely traumatic David Blackwood painting that hung in my dining room my entire life growing up and left my brother and I equally horrified
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Dredge
Another relationship down the drain
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Another relationship down the drain
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Another Reddit gold nugget is found. ( I know it says the Tok but I don't use that app. I found on Reddit. NOT MINE)
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Another Reddit gold nugget is found. ( I know it says the Tok but I don't use that app. I found on Reddit. NOT MINE)
My manager tells me I need to have a 8m tall fence done by the weekend, also my manager
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
My manager tells me I need to have a 8m tall fence done by the weekend, also my manager
*Slides you a 17 dollar bill*
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*Slides you a 17 dollar bill*
Pugsley most days
fucking Wednesday, man
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Pugsley most days
Every flahsgitz joke is calling something gay or retarded
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Every flahsgitz joke is calling something gay or retarded