I can't tell if my memory is bad because of genetics, or if I just retrocausally know that knowing things as a human will be obsolete soon enough, and my brain is instinctively doing some kind of AI prepper shit.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I can't tell if my memory is bad because of genetics, or if I just retrocausally know that knowing things as a human will be obsolete soon enough, and my brain is instinctively doing some kind of AI prepper shit.
I ordered another guitar. This one will fix me, I just know it. It's not like the other 8.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I ordered another guitar. This one will fix me, I just know it. It's not like the other 8.
I think people are calling AI a bubble a little too early. People are overfitting. Fresh memories of the dot com bubble has everyone excited to be able to call this one early.
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I think people are calling AI a bubble a little too early. People are overfitting. Fresh memories of the dot com bubble has everyone excited to be able to call this one early.
You are now aware of your accent. You will be speaking manually from now on.
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You are now aware of your accent. You will be speaking manually from now on.
What are the things on the sides of the skull in the Totenkopf tattoo?
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
What are the things on the sides of the skull in the Totenkopf tattoo?
This is a little microcosm of what's wrong with Trump and his shitheaded minions. They just KNOW they're being treated unfairly, but can never provide specifics, never acknowledge that they are in the wrong, and think reality should just bend to their imagination.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is a little microcosm of what's wrong with Trump and his shitheaded minions. They just KNOW they're being treated unfairly, but can never provide specifics, never acknowledge that they are in the wrong, and think reality should just bend to their imagination.
America, fuck yeah. Unironically.
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
America, fuck yeah. Unironically.
I hope everyone is buying their frog costumes with cash at their local temporary Halloween store.
October 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I hope everyone is buying their frog costumes with cash at their local temporary Halloween store.
The sycophantic AI makes me crave for an AI that openly hates me and tells me exactly why I'm stupid, while still being mostly polite. The politeness level should correlate to how smart I'm being, subtly giving me an incentive to stop being stupid. I want at least one "wow, wtf?!" per hour.
October 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The sycophantic AI makes me crave for an AI that openly hates me and tells me exactly why I'm stupid, while still being mostly polite. The politeness level should correlate to how smart I'm being, subtly giving me an incentive to stop being stupid. I want at least one "wow, wtf?!" per hour.
If you can't make your inane ramblings sound profound without slipping into vocal fry, you should just avoid public speaking.
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you can't make your inane ramblings sound profound without slipping into vocal fry, you should just avoid public speaking.
Everything that can be said to "exist" is chunk of substrate twisted into a shape and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Everything that can be said to "exist" is chunk of substrate twisted into a shape and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
This Epstein shit is a left wing psyop, right? There can't be more than a handful of Trump voters who actually care that he's a piece of shit. Right?
July 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This Epstein shit is a left wing psyop, right? There can't be more than a handful of Trump voters who actually care that he's a piece of shit. Right?
Gonna try my hand at tuning a piano for the first time today.
June 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Gonna try my hand at tuning a piano for the first time today.
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![The myth of “consensual” warfare
[image shows two people labeled Iran and Israel in an intimate pose, both saying “I consent”, while a third person (Trump) says “I don’t!”]
Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w75fzwl4ibla3witt3nk5oox/bafkreicaz3smzr3p6qf2bmv43ykgnolls37kuvxwlf37omdcdjqvtv3c6q@jpeg)
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A reminder: Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee believes that Israel is central to triggering the rise of the Antichrist, the rapture, the return of Christ, the battle of Armageddon, and, you know, the end of the world, generally.
June 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A reminder: Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee believes that Israel is central to triggering the rise of the Antichrist, the rapture, the return of Christ, the battle of Armageddon, and, you know, the end of the world, generally.
I keep repeating this process of feeling bad for the innocents murdered by people with power/money, realizing feeling bad doesn't help anybody, dulling the pain, resolving to do what I can, realizing all I can do is just "vote blue no matter who", feeling bad again, annulling the pain, sleeping in..
June 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I keep repeating this process of feeling bad for the innocents murdered by people with power/money, realizing feeling bad doesn't help anybody, dulling the pain, resolving to do what I can, realizing all I can do is just "vote blue no matter who", feeling bad again, annulling the pain, sleeping in..
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"'I never thought leopards would eat my face,' sobs our governor who sucked up to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party on his podcast".
June 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"'I never thought leopards would eat my face,' sobs our governor who sucked up to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party on his podcast".
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third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
It's me. I fucked Peter Schiff when I was 16. He was a gentle lover. Very attentive. Said my pussy tasted like gold, which was a little weird, but he went at it like a dog in a jar of peanut butter.
June 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's me. I fucked Peter Schiff when I was 16. He was a gentle lover. Very attentive. Said my pussy tasted like gold, which was a little weird, but he went at it like a dog in a jar of peanut butter.
I always feel like I come off as kinda dumb whenever I recommend 4D Golf to people. But it legitimately helped me learn how to navigate my hyperdimensional inner-space. Like I can feel when a shift in perspective happens and remain oriented instead of discombobulated.
June 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I always feel like I come off as kinda dumb whenever I recommend 4D Golf to people. But it legitimately helped me learn how to navigate my hyperdimensional inner-space. Like I can feel when a shift in perspective happens and remain oriented instead of discombobulated.
billionaires should be Mandatory Reporters
June 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
billionaires should be Mandatory Reporters
I'm 10% thinking the Musk-Trump shit is all kayfabe. They both got what they wanted out of each other and can now freely use each other as unassailable scapegoats.
June 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm 10% thinking the Musk-Trump shit is all kayfabe. They both got what they wanted out of each other and can now freely use each other as unassailable scapegoats.
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we’re re-deriving punk from first principles
June 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
we’re re-deriving punk from first principles
I'm mad the bill kills so many people. Elon's mad the bill doesn't kill enough people. We are not the same.
June 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'm mad the bill kills so many people. Elon's mad the bill doesn't kill enough people. We are not the same.
As a language prescriptivist, I insist that everyone who identifies as "gay" should be happy.
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
As a language prescriptivist, I insist that everyone who identifies as "gay" should be happy.