Captain Spinch, Festive Binch
@cptspinch.bsky.social
Big ol' nerd queering your space by being queer in your space 🏳️🌈 Columbus, OH
One thing about Wake Up Dead Man is Mila Kunis sure can memorize lines
Every other actor was up there giving the performance of a lifetime and she definitely delivered dialogue
Every other actor was up there giving the performance of a lifetime and she definitely delivered dialogue
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One thing about Wake Up Dead Man is Mila Kunis sure can memorize lines
Every other actor was up there giving the performance of a lifetime and she definitely delivered dialogue
Every other actor was up there giving the performance of a lifetime and she definitely delivered dialogue
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The estimated median net worth of who’s running the country:
House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B
House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B
"Do the rich have too much political power?"
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The estimated median net worth of who’s running the country:
House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B
House: $1.0M – $1.5M
Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M
Supreme Court: $4M – $6M
White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M
President: $5.1B – $7.1B
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If the DM is more than 15 mins late to the session, you're legally allowed to gain a level.
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If the DM is more than 15 mins late to the session, you're legally allowed to gain a level.
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Beautiful morning to log in at work and realize yesterday's migration wiped all of your documents since December 2024
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Beautiful morning to log in at work and realize yesterday's migration wiped all of your documents since December 2024
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hmm are you hot enough to be this tiring *click media tab*
sigh.... yes
sigh.... yes
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
hmm are you hot enough to be this tiring *click media tab*
sigh.... yes
sigh.... yes
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repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you
Always a good sign when you wake up and immediately start planning when you can take a nap later in the day
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Always a good sign when you wake up and immediately start planning when you can take a nap later in the day
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
I haven't touched a mono red burn/control deck in years but
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I haven't touched a mono red burn/control deck in years but
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Walked out of the annual health insurance Open Enrollment meeting and my coworker walked up next to me and said "I miss Luigi"
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Walked out of the annual health insurance Open Enrollment meeting and my coworker walked up next to me and said "I miss Luigi"
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Hello I am gay
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hello I am gay
Booting up my old copy of Heart Gold and pretending it's 2010 and I'm hearing the remastered intro for the first time just to feel something
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Booting up my old copy of Heart Gold and pretending it's 2010 and I'm hearing the remastered intro for the first time just to feel something
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spotify wrapped? more like “spotify warped music and devalued labor while paying those who made the songs you love fractions of pennies,” thank you
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
spotify wrapped? more like “spotify warped music and devalued labor while paying those who made the songs you love fractions of pennies,” thank you
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They walked so Heated and Rivalry could fuck
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They walked so Heated and Rivalry could fuck
Tidal and Apple Music now also do a year-end wrapped, and the quality of Spotify wrapped has dropped drastically over the last few years as they've laid off employees and implemented AI. Drop Spotify and make the switch.
Qobuz, Tidal, Apple Music, are all better options
Qobuz, Tidal, Apple Music, are all better options
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Tidal and Apple Music now also do a year-end wrapped, and the quality of Spotify wrapped has dropped drastically over the last few years as they've laid off employees and implemented AI. Drop Spotify and make the switch.
Qobuz, Tidal, Apple Music, are all better options
Qobuz, Tidal, Apple Music, are all better options
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how many drafts do you think Ryan Murphy has already done of the Luigi Mangione series
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
how many drafts do you think Ryan Murphy has already done of the Luigi Mangione series
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