Crabman
@crabknuckle.bsky.social
Lol
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Lol
There's going to be a lot of late tax returns.
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There's going to be a lot of late tax returns.
So, say you are a 30-year-old guy and you've put $15K in your HSA. Now, say you are in a car accident, or have a bowel obstruction, or a pulmonary embolism. You will blow through that $15K in the first few hours of your visit to the hospital.
Then what, Ben?
Then what, Ben?
Rep. Crenshaw on the Republican ACA replacement plan: "You give the poor vouchers. We want to put that money into health savings accounts."
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So, say you are a 30-year-old guy and you've put $15K in your HSA. Now, say you are in a car accident, or have a bowel obstruction, or a pulmonary embolism. You will blow through that $15K in the first few hours of your visit to the hospital.
Then what, Ben?
Then what, Ben?
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Oh, what luck. A Christmas Eve Mark Cuban rant.
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh, what luck. A Christmas Eve Mark Cuban rant.
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Damn straight.
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
Society is failing these children.
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Damn straight.
Fuck Amazon and their Rufus AI bullshit.
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fuck Amazon and their Rufus AI bullshit.
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Cormac McCarthy line sticking with me this morning, from The Passenger:
“Evil has no alternate plan. It is simply incapable of assuming failure.”
“Evil has no alternate plan. It is simply incapable of assuming failure.”
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Cormac McCarthy line sticking with me this morning, from The Passenger:
“Evil has no alternate plan. It is simply incapable of assuming failure.”
“Evil has no alternate plan. It is simply incapable of assuming failure.”
I'm pretty sure there are psychiatric medications that could help this lady.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm pretty sure there are psychiatric medications that could help this lady.
Do yourselves a favor:
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do yourselves a favor:
It's hard to tell where the BS ends and the delusion begins.
Trump: “Inflation is stopped, wages are up, prices are down”
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's hard to tell where the BS ends and the delusion begins.
So, the president is working hard on something that was caused by Biden, but we're not sure if it really exists?
NEWSMAX: Is it accurate when President Trump calls the affordability crisis "a hoax"?
REP. DAVID KUSTOFF: This is a crisis President Trump inherited. He has worked on addressing the affordability issue, if it fact it exists
REP. DAVID KUSTOFF: This is a crisis President Trump inherited. He has worked on addressing the affordability issue, if it fact it exists
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
So, the president is working hard on something that was caused by Biden, but we're not sure if it really exists?
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There's no evidence Trump has ever driven a damn car.
He has never mowed a lawn.
He has never shoveled a walk.
He has never changed a lightbulb.
He has never washed dishes.
He has said he never ever changed a diaper and he has four children.
He has never mowed a lawn.
He has never shoveled a walk.
He has never changed a lightbulb.
He has never washed dishes.
He has said he never ever changed a diaper and he has four children.
something you have to understand about Trump & his weird comments about the economy is that the dude hasn't paid for anything like a normal person in decades - never pumps gas, never buys groceries - so he's completely & utterly out of touch with what life is like for most of us
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There's no evidence Trump has ever driven a damn car.
He has never mowed a lawn.
He has never shoveled a walk.
He has never changed a lightbulb.
He has never washed dishes.
He has said he never ever changed a diaper and he has four children.
He has never mowed a lawn.
He has never shoveled a walk.
He has never changed a lightbulb.
He has never washed dishes.
He has said he never ever changed a diaper and he has four children.
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This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
I wish more people understood this.
This account on Twitter has 1.3 million followers. All of these generic MAGA accounts are operated by Russians or people in SE Asia being paid to post. American democracy has been captured by Russia.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I wish more people understood this.
It would not surprise me at all if this administration starts promoting cigarette smoking.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It would not surprise me at all if this administration starts promoting cigarette smoking.
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”