Citizen Craig
crales44.bsky.social
Citizen Craig
@crales44.bsky.social
Syracuse University Sports Fan, Citizen of the World
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Just learned today that 92% of US import consumption is dolls for beautiful little girls. Higher than I would have expected!
May 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.

What’s next on the agenda?
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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To be clear, nothing - NOTHING - Joe Biden said 4 years, including his debate meltdown, comes anywhere close to the insanity, unreality, unhingeness, of Trump repeatedly insisting - even when the interviewer is letting his crazy lie pass - that it was a real image of his knuckles
I had to upload the clip here because it's frankly insane. Possibly the most insane trump clip yet. His brain is pudding
April 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The cheers at the end are particularly sickening. They’ll never be able to make the excuse “But I didn’t know.”
at his rally in Michigan, Trump plays a propaganda video of prisoners having their heads shaved at the Gulag in El Salvador to big cheers from the crowd and "U-S-A!" chants
April 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I'm not certain that JD Vance killed the Pope, but we should deport him to El Salvador just in case.
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
There's literally a limit posted on how many eggs I can purchase at my local grocery store.
Trump: "You can have all the eggs you want. We have too many eggs. In fact, if anything the prices are getting too low."
April 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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That is exactly true.
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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for over a decade now, the dark matter of American politics has been the willingness of conservatives to simply threaten to murder anyone who disagrees with them. even after 1/6, it can't be confronted directly, because it is genuine failed state shit
i think it is going catastrophically under-reported that the most likely reason bill cassidy may flip on RFK is because he's been told in no uncertain terms that he'll be murdered if he votes against him
February 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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An actual scientific study showing that immigrants historically have committed FEWER crimes. You know, as opposed to "They're eating the cats and dogs, hurr durr durr durr."

www.aeaweb.org/articles?id=...
Law-Abiding Immigrants: The Incarceration Gap between Immigrants and the US-Born, 1870–2020
(December 2024) - We provide the first nationally representative long-run series (1870–2020) of incarceration rates for immigrants and the US-born. As a group, immigrants have had lower incarceration ...
www.aeaweb.org
January 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I've just returned from a trip to ten years in the future and Mina Kimes is wrong. Penix jokes are the only humor Americans have left in 2035.
Everybody gotta get their Penix puns out tonight. We can’t do this for the next decade or so. Post your double entendre now and be done with it.
December 30, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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Ironic that the same people who spent eight years falsely claiming that our government was being run by an immigrant from Africa now seem to have no problem with our government being run by an ACTUAL immigrant from Africa.
December 21, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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I agree, three hundred and sixty billion percent.
December 13, 2024 at 8:14 AM