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ICE “rules” include:
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
ICE “rules” include:
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever
2. They get to murder you because they got mad
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...
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July 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
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Elon Musk Scrubs X Of Jewish Users Who Made Grok Mad
Elon Musk Scrubs X Of Jewish Users Who Made Grok Mad
BASTROP, TX—After news broke that the company’s AI tool had shared several antisemitic posts to X, Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he’d scrubbed the social media platform of the Jewish users who ma...
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July 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Elon Musk Scrubs X Of Jewish Users Who Made Grok Mad
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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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July 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Huh, funny, cuz it kinda sounds like you're lecturing people with YOUR own ideology and telling em not to go see Superman because it "features pro immigration themes". Superman is literally an alien sent to Earth as a child. Pretty sure Jor El didn't fill out paperwork to give him refugee status 😂
July 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Huh, funny, cuz it kinda sounds like you're lecturing people with YOUR own ideology and telling em not to go see Superman because it "features pro immigration themes". Superman is literally an alien sent to Earth as a child. Pretty sure Jor El didn't fill out paperwork to give him refugee status 😂
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The fact we have secret police whisking people off the streets doesn’t get enough attention. It ain’t normal and we’re further down the road to authoritarianism than you think.
July 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The fact we have secret police whisking people off the streets doesn’t get enough attention. It ain’t normal and we’re further down the road to authoritarianism than you think.
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Can’t make this up.
July 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can’t make this up.
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Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"
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LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
May 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
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May 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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"Elon is a genius", is the catchphrase by which a person confesses to you that they are in fact, the literal opposite of a genius
May 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"Elon is a genius", is the catchphrase by which a person confesses to you that they are in fact, the literal opposite of a genius
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Nothing Hunter Biden did comes even close to this level of open corruption.
Exclusive | A Crypto Billionaire Who Feared Arrest in the U.S. Returns for Dinner With Trump
Justin Sun, whose digital-currency network is popular with the crypto industry’s criminal underbelly, is a top investor in the $TRUMP memecoin.
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May 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Nothing Hunter Biden did comes even close to this level of open corruption.
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The corporate media is complicit.
May 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The corporate media is complicit.
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Elon Musk doing fascist Erdogan's bidding has banned / censored popular opposition candidate @ekremimamoglu.com's account inside of Turkey.
Freedom of speech for some, suppression for everyone else.
Freedom of speech for some, suppression for everyone else.
May 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Elon Musk doing fascist Erdogan's bidding has banned / censored popular opposition candidate @ekremimamoglu.com's account inside of Turkey.
Freedom of speech for some, suppression for everyone else.
Freedom of speech for some, suppression for everyone else.
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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May 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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The Trump regime’s ICE foot soldiers broke into a US home in the middle of the night, forced a woman out of the house with her three daughters to stand in the rain in their underwear, and then robbed them of their phones, laptops, and life savings. #3E
April 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Trump regime’s ICE foot soldiers broke into a US home in the middle of the night, forced a woman out of the house with her three daughters to stand in the rain in their underwear, and then robbed them of their phones, laptops, and life savings. #3E
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A pro-Israel mob of Jewish-Zionist men in the US assaulted and attacked a young Jewish woman for standing against Israeli war crimes and its genocide operation in Gaza.
April 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
A pro-Israel mob of Jewish-Zionist men in the US assaulted and attacked a young Jewish woman for standing against Israeli war crimes and its genocide operation in Gaza.