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CriminalMimes

@criminalmimes.bsky.social

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The Fuck You Guy™️ 28 They/Them Raccoon fanatic and proud parent of 4 kidney stones I require your teeth 🦷🤎

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · Jan 26

[Description of a perfectly good sandwich on a menu] "... topped with American cheese"

I HAVE A GUN.

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GODSTEETH @godsteeth.bsky.social · 5h

Made this short animation yesterday. It's spooky season, baby.

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 4h

9mg zyn make my brain go brrr and my pants shidded in

CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 4h

I love bluesky because im just in the corner rambling away and theres no one here trying to stop me ever

CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 4h

Whats he thinking about?

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Glass Goblin @glassgoblin.bsky.social · 17h

Stream stuff

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 5d

Why is John Cena playing ed gein?

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 5d

Fastest shooters in the country

CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 6d

My rental car doesnt have the car dick to rest my hand on in the center console I hate new cars. Bring back the car dick

CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 8d

Yay first car crash (,:

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 9d

Face down ass up. Prey animal position. Wolves in the trees.

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moOoOopsh 👻 @moopsh.bsky.social · 10d

burps are the farts of the mouth

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 10d

Got to see my favorite band last night and dance/scream till I couldnt breathe. I couldnt be happier

CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 10d

"I saw the dick poop water glow"

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moOoOopsh 👻 @moopsh.bsky.social · 14d

i actually think i’m handling all of this pretty reasonably the world is just extremely unreasonable

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · 14d

Old Faithful

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 27d

jet fuel won’t melt steel beams; however —

🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27d

Another piss has hit the second tower

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · Sep 3

what if people were allowed to be a little silly with it online

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · Sep 3

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · Sep 3

Thats all

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · Aug 30

Surfer

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · Aug 29

To the vet (hes preparing for the fight)

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · Aug 29

At the end of the day, HOLY SHIT, DID I ACTUALLY MAKE IT THROUGH THIS DAY?!

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · Aug 29

A black and white photo of a sign that reads “watch for flying saucers and skanks”

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CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · Aug 29

Thank you, its been a grueling process for everyone. HOWEVER Guilty of 1st degree, mandatory life without the possibility of parole.

CriminalMimes @criminalmimes.bsky.social · Aug 27

My cousin was brutally murdered and raped by Travis Collins in 2023 after "making sure she got to her hotel room safe". The trial started Monday, and I will carry this with me forever. Ashley had so much more to give, people to love, fun to have, and create. She didn't deserve this. No person does.

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