Crims0n5
crims0n5.bsky.social
Crims0n5
@crims0n5.bsky.social
Pharmacist | Nerd | Occasional Gamer |
Primary Care | Rural Medicine | Pain and Palliative

Mostly non-serious banter ahead!
I’m at the dealership in their customer lounge. The seats are by the bathroom and so far no less than 3 employees have taken their morning work dump. Stay tuned for more thrilling coverage.
September 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Life update. I am a home owner. Time for more existential dread and panic. Lehgoooo
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April 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Am I wrong for expecting the entity that took over my clinic be competent enough to ensure things work? Ever since they took over nothing works and patient care is being impacted. Isn’t it up to the acquiring entity to do their due diligence to make sure that they could actually run the place?!
April 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Convicted felons cannot own firearms.
January 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Things feel different for sure…
January 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
There’s this deep sadness brewing in me scrolling through the last days of #tiktok. Watching and hearing everyone say good bye to a community really breaks a guys heart.
January 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him
December 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Got laser eye surgery and this FBS is driving me nuts. Here’s to hoping it goes away sooner rather than later. #lasik
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December 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Hi Amazon… these aren’t the 8 items that I ordered.
November 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Went to buy tires but got my car damaged instead. This year I’m thankful for being fortunate enough to have auto insurance.
November 28, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Don’t get me wrong. I love what I do. I love being a pharmacist. Keeping people safe and healthy is kind of my thing, but some people out there really test my patience. #pharmsky
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November 25, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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MUSTAAAAAAARD
November 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Hi I’m new here… are we calling these skeets?
NOOOOOOO 😭
November 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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really pulling for Mike Tyson
November 16, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Classic Insurance meme

Idk how to spell medication anymore

#Pharmacy #Pharmacist #PharmSky #RxSky #Doctor #MedSky #Insurance #Webcomic #Comic #Shortcomic #WiSellDrugs #Kiwi
November 13, 2024 at 5:05 AM