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@crisisincarnate.bsky.social
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@crisisincarnate.bsky.social
· Nov 21
:^) out of context takes bluesky (rip to the twitter thread 💔 four beautiful years)
i firmly believe that the most unrealistic part of home alone is the fact the family bought ten large pizzas for $122.50 (that said, i am young & spry and therefore never experienced the economy in the early 90s)
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i firmly believe that the most unrealistic part of home alone is the fact the family bought ten large pizzas for $122.50 (that said, i am young & spry and therefore never experienced the economy in the early 90s)
the sisyphean hell of clicking 'keep me logged in' twice a day after microsoft kicks me out of my uni account
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the sisyphean hell of clicking 'keep me logged in' twice a day after microsoft kicks me out of my uni account
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
having my yearly chuckle over the fact that american santa gets cookies and milk meanwhile british father christmas gets a mince pie and a shot of whatever the strongest alcohol in the cupboard is . a truly beautiful cultural difference
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
having my yearly chuckle over the fact that american santa gets cookies and milk meanwhile british father christmas gets a mince pie and a shot of whatever the strongest alcohol in the cupboard is . a truly beautiful cultural difference
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Challengers (2024)
Olive Oyl likes watching Popeye and Bluto beat each other up, I think. There's a sexual gratification to it. She plays them against each other to assert her desirability. It's all a game.
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Challengers (2024)
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If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.
first lando norris wins the wdc, then i lose my primary comfort item, now the student union entrance lift is broken so i can't get to my last (important) class of the semester . this is shaping up to be the worst december in years
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
first lando norris wins the wdc, then i lose my primary comfort item, now the student union entrance lift is broken so i can't get to my last (important) class of the semester . this is shaping up to be the worst december in years
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Still can't stand Lando Norris.
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Still can't stand Lando Norris.
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Oscar Piastri you deserve better
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oscar Piastri you deserve better
a 1-2 isn't enough i need lando norris to evaporate
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
a 1-2 isn't enough i need lando norris to evaporate
my biggest takeaway from rewatching line of duty for the first time since becoming a wheelchair user is that i think if shows are going to put a character in a wheelchair for a temporary storyline they need to provide mandatory wheelchair training . bc ableds look RIDICULOUS when they try to wheel
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
my biggest takeaway from rewatching line of duty for the first time since becoming a wheelchair user is that i think if shows are going to put a character in a wheelchair for a temporary storyline they need to provide mandatory wheelchair training . bc ableds look RIDICULOUS when they try to wheel
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Women who actually live in the world:
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Women who actually live in the world:
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
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"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o”
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o”
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
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Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks?
Medusa
Medusa
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks?
Medusa
Medusa
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feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
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You may need a certain knowledge of collective nouns for this one.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You may need a certain knowledge of collective nouns for this one.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
the commentators questioning what the crowd have against norris as if the answer isn't his personality
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the commentators questioning what the crowd have against norris as if the answer isn't his personality
if the commentators are going to tell me that mclaren managed a great pit stop i would Love for the broadcast to TELL ME HOW LONG THE PIT STOP WAS
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
if the commentators are going to tell me that mclaren managed a great pit stop i would Love for the broadcast to TELL ME HOW LONG THE PIT STOP WAS
i think the usa owes britain a great deal of thanks (we are singlehandedly responsible for them not having the most grating national anthem in the world)
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i think the usa owes britain a great deal of thanks (we are singlehandedly responsible for them not having the most grating national anthem in the world)
unsure what it says about the field of medieval studies that i see more trans flags down this one (1) hallway of parkinson than across the rest of campus put together
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
unsure what it says about the field of medieval studies that i see more trans flags down this one (1) hallway of parkinson than across the rest of campus put together
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Free Oscar Piastri. Let him go home and nap and not think about his useless vegetable of a teammate for two months
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Free Oscar Piastri. Let him go home and nap and not think about his useless vegetable of a teammate for two months
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Because he's a charmless, sulky , unsporting little twerp.
October 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Because he's a charmless, sulky , unsporting little twerp.
for the most part my mother is a fairly laid back woman and reserves all her vitriol for politicians and the "bloody boy racers" on the dual carriageway outside our house
the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy
the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
for the most part my mother is a fairly laid back woman and reserves all her vitriol for politicians and the "bloody boy racers" on the dual carriageway outside our house
the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy
the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy
i think every single abled person who talks about "the ticketmaster war" should undergo a mandatory five-gig-programme in which they're only allowed to book tickets in whatever way that event offers tickets to its disabled customers
September 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i think every single abled person who talks about "the ticketmaster war" should undergo a mandatory five-gig-programme in which they're only allowed to book tickets in whatever way that event offers tickets to its disabled customers
spoiler: buying tickets for a gig still isn't Trial by Ordeal unless you have the audacity to be doing it while disabled
I'm sure buying tickets for a gig didn't used to be Trial by Ordeal. Offspring is in a lecture, and has asked me to try and get accessible tickets for a gig next year. Phone line variously gives me engaged tone/number not recognised/automated message saying not taking calls at this time.
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
spoiler: buying tickets for a gig still isn't Trial by Ordeal unless you have the audacity to be doing it while disabled