Malte Wendt
@crocodilegambit.bsky.social
pretentious video essays on video games, very original
https://www.youtube.com/@crocodilegambit
https://www.youtube.com/@crocodilegambit
Now that a self-proclaimed "democratic socialist" has won the NY mayoral race (and I couldn't be happier about that) and after I'd read a CNN article about other "moderate" Democrats winning, I made this little table to help translate between the American and European political spectrum.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Now that a self-proclaimed "democratic socialist" has won the NY mayoral race (and I couldn't be happier about that) and after I'd read a CNN article about other "moderate" Democrats winning, I made this little table to help translate between the American and European political spectrum.
Mamdani quoting Andrew Cuomo's father during his victory speech over him
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Mamdani quoting Andrew Cuomo's father during his victory speech over him
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You must take my legitimate concerns seriously, ideally without making me say out loud what they are as I find when I do that they tend to sound a bit awful.
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
You must take my legitimate concerns seriously, ideally without making me say out loud what they are as I find when I do that they tend to sound a bit awful.
Installing anti-weed fabric in the middle of fall be like
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Installing anti-weed fabric in the middle of fall be like
"Vonna vin somesing unwheel?"
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"Vonna vin somesing unwheel?"
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@crocodilegambit.bsky.social : »Wir haben einen Brief von der Deichmafia bekommen, glaube ich.«
🤨⁉️
Wenn das nicht der perfekte Plotbunny ist, dann weiß ich auch nicht!
(Keine Sorge: keine Deichmafia, alles rechtens! Nur Dinge vom Land. 😄)
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Wenn das nicht der perfekte Plotbunny ist, dann weiß ich auch nicht!
(Keine Sorge: keine Deichmafia, alles rechtens! Nur Dinge vom Land. 😄)
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@crocodilegambit.bsky.social : »Wir haben einen Brief von der Deichmafia bekommen, glaube ich.«
🤨⁉️
Wenn das nicht der perfekte Plotbunny ist, dann weiß ich auch nicht!
(Keine Sorge: keine Deichmafia, alles rechtens! Nur Dinge vom Land. 😄)
🤨⁉️
Wenn das nicht der perfekte Plotbunny ist, dann weiß ich auch nicht!
(Keine Sorge: keine Deichmafia, alles rechtens! Nur Dinge vom Land. 😄)
In the next 20 years, someone will make an American horror movie about a family or small community that got cursed and did unspeakable things to their own. And then when the curse is lifted, everyone feigns ignorance and goes on living like nothing happened.
October 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
In the next 20 years, someone will make an American horror movie about a family or small community that got cursed and did unspeakable things to their own. And then when the curse is lifted, everyone feigns ignorance and goes on living like nothing happened.
After 1100h of Skyrim, I finally finished the main quest.
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
After 1100h of Skyrim, I finally finished the main quest.
This reads like post-credit camp horror film sequel bait: Now with even more genocide support!
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This reads like post-credit camp horror film sequel bait: Now with even more genocide support!
The wonders of ChatGPT's life advice! It may tell you to move to France, it may tell you to kill yourself, who knows! Just tell it everything about yourself and don't worry about where the data goes! Just... don't worry about it. Write up all of your thoughts, paste them in there and press Enter.
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The wonders of ChatGPT's life advice! It may tell you to move to France, it may tell you to kill yourself, who knows! Just tell it everything about yourself and don't worry about where the data goes! Just... don't worry about it. Write up all of your thoughts, paste them in there and press Enter.
The whole Platner SS-tattoo thing is a mess, and at best, Platner is severely uninformed on fascism, the ideology he claims (and I believe he believes himself) to be fighting, but what actually worries me is this paragraph from the Guardian article.
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The whole Platner SS-tattoo thing is a mess, and at best, Platner is severely uninformed on fascism, the ideology he claims (and I believe he believes himself) to be fighting, but what actually worries me is this paragraph from the Guardian article.
Brain just avoided an embarrassing end to a Skyrim trap by triggering a distant memory from Ster's videos. I think I may have watched him a bit too much.
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Brain just avoided an embarrassing end to a Skyrim trap by triggering a distant memory from Ster's videos. I think I may have watched him a bit too much.
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
Question to my international followers: I just came upon a German thread of self-described Zionist antifascists, some of whom both claim to oppose American imperialism *and* defend Israel's apartheid regime. Only in Germany, or do these people exist elsewhere? I'm fascinated and appalled.
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Question to my international followers: I just came upon a German thread of self-described Zionist antifascists, some of whom both claim to oppose American imperialism *and* defend Israel's apartheid regime. Only in Germany, or do these people exist elsewhere? I'm fascinated and appalled.
Are they for real? They aren't serious, are they? Guys, we all know you broke it every day since it was enacted. You killed journalists and children.
October 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Are they for real? They aren't serious, are they? Guys, we all know you broke it every day since it was enacted. You killed journalists and children.
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Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Thanks Youtube, I really needed you to burn a rainforest so you can simplify this intellectual behemoth of a video down to where my tiny mind can comprehend what I'm in for.
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Thanks Youtube, I really needed you to burn a rainforest so you can simplify this intellectual behemoth of a video down to where my tiny mind can comprehend what I'm in for.
Thanks to the EU's consumer protection laws, our Windows 10 extended security registration is free for a year and I just wanted to point that out. Regulation works.
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Thanks to the EU's consumer protection laws, our Windows 10 extended security registration is free for a year and I just wanted to point that out. Regulation works.
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"The EHRC’s exclusionary interim guidance has had a devastating impact on trans people’s lives"
“Now the guidance has been withdrawn, so should the exclusionary policies that organisations rashly implemented in its aftermath. If not, they could find themselves in hot water.”
“Now the guidance has been withdrawn, so should the exclusionary policies that organisations rashly implemented in its aftermath. If not, they could find themselves in hot water.”
EHRC withdraws interim guidance encouraging trans exclusion
After six months of confusion and delay, the EHRC has taken down interim guidance rushed out in April. But the damage has already been done.
goodlawproject.org
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"The EHRC’s exclusionary interim guidance has had a devastating impact on trans people’s lives"
“Now the guidance has been withdrawn, so should the exclusionary policies that organisations rashly implemented in its aftermath. If not, they could find themselves in hot water.”
“Now the guidance has been withdrawn, so should the exclusionary policies that organisations rashly implemented in its aftermath. If not, they could find themselves in hot water.”
Reposted by Malte Wendt
“Our militia can’t even handle protecting ICE from an inflatable frog” ass civil war
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Our militia can’t even handle protecting ICE from an inflatable frog” ass civil war
He does not miss.
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
He does not miss.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
October 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
So the Nobel Peace Prize laureate just dedicated her prize to the guy who blows up innocent fishermen from her country on a regular basis? Am I getting this right?
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
So the Nobel Peace Prize laureate just dedicated her prize to the guy who blows up innocent fishermen from her country on a regular basis? Am I getting this right?
First of all: I couldn't be happier that it seems like Israel's genocide of the Palestinian people will slow down - for now. But I don't like the vibe coming from the media right now. Am I supposed to thank Netanyahu for deciding that a few tens of thousands of dead Palestinians are enough for now?
October 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
First of all: I couldn't be happier that it seems like Israel's genocide of the Palestinian people will slow down - for now. But I don't like the vibe coming from the media right now. Am I supposed to thank Netanyahu for deciding that a few tens of thousands of dead Palestinians are enough for now?