Elon Muscular
@csmayhew.bsky.social
I was thinking about how to address Wout's flat at Azencross but mainly ended up reinventing Tufo's in my head.
December 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I was thinking about how to address Wout's flat at Azencross but mainly ended up reinventing Tufo's in my head.
I was gonna ask Nicole Reinhart out when we had a day off at Superweek. I ran the idea past Jose Alcala and without even taking the hat off his napping head he said "you have a better chance of becoming a Jedi Knight."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I was gonna ask Nicole Reinhart out when we had a day off at Superweek. I ran the idea past Jose Alcala and without even taking the hat off his napping head he said "you have a better chance of becoming a Jedi Knight."
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If they had only listened.
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If they had only listened.
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Fetterman could sell Pittsburgh to Ohio and PA would STILL have dodged a bullet with this guy.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fetterman could sell Pittsburgh to Ohio and PA would STILL have dodged a bullet with this guy.
Cycling jackets with vertical zipper pockets should come with a $100 debit card to cover whatever item you inevitably lose from said pocket when you forget to zip it up.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cycling jackets with vertical zipper pockets should come with a $100 debit card to cover whatever item you inevitably lose from said pocket when you forget to zip it up.
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Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Driving at 10:00 pm in July: being out on a summer evening feels amazing
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
Driving at 5:30 pm in November: we must find shelter or the wolves will eat us
"Double fasted workout day" is amazing influencer speak for your disordered eating.
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Double fasted workout day" is amazing influencer speak for your disordered eating.
So many cycling brands stopped making fully waterproof jackets, saying people don't ride in the rain. I doubt that, but even so can you imagine, say, Arc'teryx saying "hey you're just going to the bar you don't need this" in their ad copy ?
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So many cycling brands stopped making fully waterproof jackets, saying people don't ride in the rain. I doubt that, but even so can you imagine, say, Arc'teryx saying "hey you're just going to the bar you don't need this" in their ad copy ?
I was lacing up my shoes to ride and felt my back pop if you were wondering what almost 50 is like.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I was lacing up my shoes to ride and felt my back pop if you were wondering what almost 50 is like.
It's funny to me that of all the dumb stuff cyclists wear shoe covers are undefeated in getting the most looks and puzzled stares.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's funny to me that of all the dumb stuff cyclists wear shoe covers are undefeated in getting the most looks and puzzled stares.
We're only doing this for two weeks to flatten the day light curve.
November 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We're only doing this for two weeks to flatten the day light curve.
Peak Pittsburgh
Downtown. Fifth Ave. Caller says that they see out of towners. Caller says they're suspicious.
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Peak Pittsburgh
I wish I had 1/10th of the self esteem of the people that park in front of our fire trucks.
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I wish I had 1/10th of the self esteem of the people that park in front of our fire trucks.
I got to demo one of those portable electric bike pumps today and my main takeaway waa they are louder than a Magic Wand with a broken muffler.
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I got to demo one of those portable electric bike pumps today and my main takeaway waa they are louder than a Magic Wand with a broken muffler.
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Respect to my bike fit homies but I think the real bike fit is found in the gym.
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Respect to my bike fit homies but I think the real bike fit is found in the gym.
Bikes are so cool these days. It's the training from my youth (Z2 and hitting the gym) with better clothing, fueling and gearing than we ever could have imagined.
October 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Bikes are so cool these days. It's the training from my youth (Z2 and hitting the gym) with better clothing, fueling and gearing than we ever could have imagined.
You can wear cycling clothing or you can do a pull up but not both.
September 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You can wear cycling clothing or you can do a pull up but not both.
I have always kinda enjoyed working harder not smarter. So I am of course devastated to find an Old Fashioned in a can that tastes every bit as good as the one I make.
September 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have always kinda enjoyed working harder not smarter. So I am of course devastated to find an Old Fashioned in a can that tastes every bit as good as the one I make.
Remember when we were obsessed with embrocation?
September 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Remember when we were obsessed with embrocation?
There are constant complaints about the decline in volunteerism but in my experience becoming a volunteer almost anywhere is extremely onerous.
August 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There are constant complaints about the decline in volunteerism but in my experience becoming a volunteer almost anywhere is extremely onerous.
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Wishing a happy National Dog day to all the:
Dog parents
Adoptive dog parents
Biological dog parents
Parents of human children
Dog aunts
Cat parents
People who are dogfree by choice
Dog parents
Adoptive dog parents
Biological dog parents
Parents of human children
Dog aunts
Cat parents
People who are dogfree by choice
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wishing a happy National Dog day to all the:
Dog parents
Adoptive dog parents
Biological dog parents
Parents of human children
Dog aunts
Cat parents
People who are dogfree by choice
Dog parents
Adoptive dog parents
Biological dog parents
Parents of human children
Dog aunts
Cat parents
People who are dogfree by choice
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10 days ago a guy lost in Anti-Vax madness fired **500 bullets** at the Centers for Disease Control and killed the first cop who came to stop him.
The cop was Marine Veteran David Rose, whose name has somehow NOT been a national story since the day he was killed. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...
The cop was Marine Veteran David Rose, whose name has somehow NOT been a national story since the day he was killed. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...
August 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
10 days ago a guy lost in Anti-Vax madness fired **500 bullets** at the Centers for Disease Control and killed the first cop who came to stop him.
The cop was Marine Veteran David Rose, whose name has somehow NOT been a national story since the day he was killed. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...
The cop was Marine Veteran David Rose, whose name has somehow NOT been a national story since the day he was killed. taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...
The takeaway from the incredibly well done Billy Joel documentary is that AI will never truly make art because it cannot be horny or deeply in financial debt.
August 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The takeaway from the incredibly well done Billy Joel documentary is that AI will never truly make art because it cannot be horny or deeply in financial debt.