I don’t know why l’m getting all these Seattle posts. I’ve been here since 1981 and Seattle sucks. The coldest, cliquey, droll people you’ve ever met. Idgaf about Seattle. Move you say? Fuck no, I fit right in.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don’t know why l’m getting all these Seattle posts. I’ve been here since 1981 and Seattle sucks. The coldest, cliquey, droll people you’ve ever met. Idgaf about Seattle. Move you say? Fuck no, I fit right in.
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remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again
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I am going to assert myself more strongly if it's okay with you guys.
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am going to assert myself more strongly if it's okay with you guys.
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When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
Trump to make all cocktails illegal after man in LA throws Molotov cocktail at Federal build
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Trump to make all cocktails illegal after man in LA throws Molotov cocktail at Federal build
If there's anything I care less about than a cat photo it's the 'guy at the gym' photos.
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If there's anything I care less about than a cat photo it's the 'guy at the gym' photos.
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Suddenly everyone is an MRI expert.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Suddenly everyone is an MRI expert.
My review of The Substance: This movie was unnecessary
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My review of The Substance: This movie was unnecessary
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(dry heaving) I feel like I'm gonna have an opinion
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
(dry heaving) I feel like I'm gonna have an opinion
Remember when twitter brought down a Presidency? Good times.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Remember when twitter brought down a Presidency? Good times.
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Decency, is the reward..
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Decency, is the reward..
Those Somalians must just love ice fishing
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Those Somalians must just love ice fishing
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I've never heard the word 'honcho' used without 'head.' But what of the lesser honchos?
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I've never heard the word 'honcho' used without 'head.' But what of the lesser honchos?
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Ok, I’m being told Joe Biden is in fact still alive. Sorry, I saw a recent picture of him and jumped to a conclusion.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ok, I’m being told Joe Biden is in fact still alive. Sorry, I saw a recent picture of him and jumped to a conclusion.
Looking at luxury cruise cuisine, “Where’s the fiber?”
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Looking at luxury cruise cuisine, “Where’s the fiber?”
The Jan 6 prosecutions required millions of man hours at a cost of $2.7 billion. All for nothing. Ok, back to those cat posts
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Jan 6 prosecutions required millions of man hours at a cost of $2.7 billion. All for nothing. Ok, back to those cat posts
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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The rise of the cost of living erased the American dream.
Inflation made 100k a year for a family go from upper middle class to struggling. With most of this inflation happening since the turn of the century.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The rise of the cost of living erased the American dream.
Two people shot! In America!! Call out the National Guard!
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Two people shot! In America!! Call out the National Guard!
Worried because I charged my battery to 100 instead of 80.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Worried because I charged my battery to 100 instead of 80.
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First date idea: 13,789,997,975 B.C.E.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
First date idea: 13,789,997,975 B.C.E.
Spell check telling me to use ‘a’ not ‘an’ before a vowel, what next single space after a period?
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Spell check telling me to use ‘a’ not ‘an’ before a vowel, what next single space after a period?