Dale Danter
daledee.bsky.social
Dale Danter
@daledee.bsky.social
Llantrisant, Wales. Music, comedy. Does this go here..?
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Computer, define ‘metaphor’.
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Are real “football” pubs full of unlikely model couples with team scarves getting overly excited in the direction of a tv that appears to be showing “the big game”, whilst some smug twat on his phone appears to benefit from some sort of baffling odds scenario?
December 7, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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There’s an old tale that Keith Urban and John Legend once formed a duo. Not sure how true it is.
November 22, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Doctor: do you exercise?

Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks

Doctor:

Me: cronchies

Doctor: I'm gonna put no

Me: ok
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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That time Alicia was no help whatsoever
November 18, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Watching Gone Fishing always gives me the same feelings:
Mild to medium jealousy that Paul Whitehouse gets to spend so much quality time with Bob Mortimer;
The joy of watching two old friends who can still crack each other up;
The fear of life going by in a flash;
Ted is clearly there under duress.
November 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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I may have quit the other place , but I can still have a little crack at Elon from over here
New @vizcomic.bsky.social in your newsagent now …. Next to Razzle
November 14, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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Hi, thanks for following me!

FYI, I don’t do negativity. I don’t engage with trolls, join pile-ons, launch flame wars, or have online arguments

I’m here to share funny stuff, interesting stuff, and talk about things I enjoy

I try to respond in good faith to as many people as I can

Cheers 🙏
November 17, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Er, I'm pretty sure it's by Bon Jovi.
November 18, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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Just bought your autobiography from the charity shop
November 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Some quick tips for string bending.
String Bending Tips For Guitar
YouTube video by Jason Read - Guitar Lessons
youtu.be
November 17, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Looking forward to posting loads of shit on here that nobody pays any attention to, just like Twitter before it got bent out of shape. Anyone know any good Temu ads as I’m missing those bastard things already.
November 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Ahem….err..is this thing on?
November 18, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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Yet again, this royal oaf, this walking argument against the concept of superior bloodlines finds himself in a set of circumstances almost too ludicrous to be believable. How the fuck did you end up there, King Robert?
November 17, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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Repost for a chance to win this Charlatans bobble hat

Might as well kick things off with a gift - winner picked at 9pm this Sunday
November 13, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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Me arriving on BlueSky.
November 12, 2024 at 9:09 PM