Pulling up the QVC live stream on youtube at midnight and going "yeah" and "yep" to the hosts as they barely have time to sell me another big red compost bin that KEEPS THE BAD SMELLS IN right before selling me meatballs
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Pulling up the QVC live stream on youtube at midnight and going "yeah" and "yep" to the hosts as they barely have time to sell me another big red compost bin that KEEPS THE BAD SMELLS IN right before selling me meatballs
My favorite thing is when it feels like 10pm and I look at my clock and it's 6:30pm instead
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My favorite thing is when it feels like 10pm and I look at my clock and it's 6:30pm instead
I had to wave sheepishly at cars 3 times walking home from work today, which is 3 times too many for me
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I had to wave sheepishly at cars 3 times walking home from work today, which is 3 times too many for me
I won a big award at work (yay!!!) and the plastic statuette they gave us has a little butt
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I won a big award at work (yay!!!) and the plastic statuette they gave us has a little butt
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
I'm watching how to lose a guy in 10 days and as much as I adore true detective s1, maybe we should have kept Matthew McConaughey in the romcom category. I think being Rust Cohle made him believe he was smart
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm watching how to lose a guy in 10 days and as much as I adore true detective s1, maybe we should have kept Matthew McConaughey in the romcom category. I think being Rust Cohle made him believe he was smart
I don't get why people hate sleeping with socks on so much. I can do with or without no problem. I'm very chill about the whole thing
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I don't get why people hate sleeping with socks on so much. I can do with or without no problem. I'm very chill about the whole thing
I've decided to take up cross stitch. It's my new thing
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I've decided to take up cross stitch. It's my new thing
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She loves this dumb kylie crochet bag with an upside-down label bc it's sooo scratchy
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
She loves this dumb kylie crochet bag with an upside-down label bc it's sooo scratchy
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"Interesting crumb" — the intelligent ant
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Interesting crumb" — the intelligent ant
Kaiji sleeps on my pillow nearly every night and rests his sweet lil head upon mine and it makes me want to weep bc of how much I love him
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Kaiji sleeps on my pillow nearly every night and rests his sweet lil head upon mine and it makes me want to weep bc of how much I love him
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Charlie curled up on my lap while I play bg3 and drink my tea. Lovely little morning
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Charlie curled up on my lap while I play bg3 and drink my tea. Lovely little morning
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Sorry I was weird before, and also am now, and will be in the future
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sorry I was weird before, and also am now, and will be in the future
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Your special little guy.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Your special little guy.
Baldurs Gate 3 is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Baldurs Gate 3 is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream
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/extremely Southern accent
"Frankenstein Bugonia, if I had legs I'd kick you!"
"Frankenstein Bugonia, if I had legs I'd kick you!"
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
/extremely Southern accent
"Frankenstein Bugonia, if I had legs I'd kick you!"
"Frankenstein Bugonia, if I had legs I'd kick you!"
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be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
be stoked, stay stoked, all around the country the people are back at it
new pfp and also hello good morning
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
new pfp and also hello good morning
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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