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Air tambourine aficionado
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guillotines but theyre facing up so they can see it coming
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Unredacted Epstein files implicate ‘six powerful men’ and reveal victim aged just 9 trib.al/EzsvCLH
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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I think we should have fun little team building exercises like who can build the fastest working guillotine
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Does anyone have any idea how we break the echo chambers? No Trump voter in my family will ever know what actually happened to Alex Pretti or Renee Good. They will believe the officers were justified. They will watch Fox News and that will be the end of it.
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Tell me why I just got so damn excited about these Swiss rolls #stoned
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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What a shame it would be if someone did some digging and found the lists:

archive.is/icelist.is
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I’m so good at writing emails. Like, so good.
October 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hell yeah, I have weekend plans now
October 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I always said I wouldn’t let money change me, but why am I ok with paying $30 for a burger and fries, maybe I have changed 🤦‍♂️
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I feel so bad for this homeless dude that was living in the woods by my job, I heard him telling someone this morning his bike was stolen last night while at work and then this afternoon after he left for work, his campsite went up in flames. To have almost nothing and then lose it all. Terrible 😔
September 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Making America Gross Again.
May 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Gonna work hard to turn these slums into lands #motivated
My dad died so I guess I’ve been promoted to slum lord 🤷‍♂️
May 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My dad died so I guess I’ve been promoted to slum lord 🤷‍♂️
May 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Took like 7 months but I finally got the new WiFi password at work
May 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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It’s always a white man going through a midlife crisis driving those ugly, block ass Tesla trucks
May 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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men: “there’s a male loneliness epidemic”

also men: *calls other guys simps for respecting and having empathy for women*
May 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bruh I needa nap
May 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Is it a boomer thing to still use paper wall calendars?? Like the ones with cute puppies or cool cars? I feel like it’s been awhile since I seen one
May 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Took yesterday off work to handle some dead dad shit, walked into hell this morning, I’ve been nonstop fixing mistakes and cleaning up after everyone from yesterday
a close up of a cartoon character 's fist with a pink building in the background
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist with a pink building in the background
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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My podcast would be called “Wait…What was I talking about?”
May 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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As a millennial, it was deeply ingrained in us that using Wikipedia for research in the early days of the internet wasn't allowed.

Plagiarism at my school got one of my classmates expelled. And I'm old enough to remember the early days when journalists got in trouble for faking stories.
The old fashioned equivalent for using AI to write is “plagiarism” for which people were appropriately punished/shamed.
I do not, and refuse to use AI for my writing.

My writing is traditional, handmade, artisanal.

*sips tea with pinky in the air*
May 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I lied lol somethin, somethin about not judging and patience or some bullshi like that
Pullin up to work and I can already tell it’s gonna be a crazy day
May 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Pullin up to work and I can already tell it’s gonna be a crazy day
May 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM