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⚜️| Book Lover | Gym Mami | Beauty + Brains
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Won’t serve the country, but I will serve face.
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Words are cool but when the actions match? *chefs kiss*
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Words are cool but when the actions match? *chefs kiss*
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“I know when I’m not wanted” - 2025
Thanksgiving is really on Thursday. This year got the fuck on 🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“I know when I’m not wanted” - 2025
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Thanksgiving is really on Thursday. This year got the fuck on 🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Thanksgiving is really on Thursday. This year got the fuck on 🤣🤣🤣
Now that I’ve realized that I’m scarily good at sudoku, I’m afraid that I’m not using my brain power to its fullest.
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Now that I’ve realized that I’m scarily good at sudoku, I’m afraid that I’m not using my brain power to its fullest.
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ICE in New Orleans: NOLA Rapid Response hotline is up and running! Report actual sightings to 504-221-1499
#NewOrleans #ICE
#NewOrleans #ICE
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ICE in New Orleans: NOLA Rapid Response hotline is up and running! Report actual sightings to 504-221-1499
#NewOrleans #ICE
#NewOrleans #ICE
Made the mistake of going back and reading some of my old journal entries.
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Made the mistake of going back and reading some of my old journal entries.
Allegedly, the ICE agents in New Orleans are staying at the Hilton Hotel downtown…
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Allegedly, the ICE agents in New Orleans are staying at the Hilton Hotel downtown…
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Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
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It’s the only game I have on my phone 😅
Sudoku is actually so fun 🙈
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s the only game I have on my phone 😅
Sudoku is actually so fun 🙈
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sudoku is actually so fun 🙈
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We not sending women money no more? We losing recipes.
How many pictures do you like to let someone know you like them? Everybody saying 3 and definitely not enough cause mfs still don’t catch the fuckin hint
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We not sending women money no more? We losing recipes.
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Please don’t save my photos. Unsave it. Dont be weird
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Please don’t save my photos. Unsave it. Dont be weird
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Blowing up my notifications liking every last piece of media won’t get you anything but sent to the Shadow Realm I fear 🙂↔️
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Blowing up my notifications liking every last piece of media won’t get you anything but sent to the Shadow Realm I fear 🙂↔️
Predator alert:
youre pretty but you can’t police someone else from saving your pics that YOU shared 💀😂 lol
Please don’t save my photos. Unsave it. Dont be weird
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Predator alert:
New Orleans about to run ICE straight outta there. This is the dirty south 😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
New Orleans about to run ICE straight outta there. This is the dirty south 😭😭
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It should piss you off to know that about 50% of unhoused people work part time or full time jobs.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It should piss you off to know that about 50% of unhoused people work part time or full time jobs.
(This is insane fren)
(I work an avg of 83 hours a week)
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(This is insane fren)
I love yearning and slow burn relationships.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I love yearning and slow burn relationships.
Me + my man + dancing salsa on the beach
Deseandote by Frankie Ruiz on Apple Music
Song · 1994 · Duration 4:43
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November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me + my man + dancing salsa on the beach
When people mistake my character on social media, I honestly don’t care to correct them because this is still me when I log off:
spongebob and squidward are standing next to each other in a cartoon
ALT: spongebob and squidward are standing next to each other in a cartoon
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November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When people mistake my character on social media, I honestly don’t care to correct them because this is still me when I log off:
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da simulation is simulating 😭
The retrograde is RETROGRADINGGG!!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
da simulation is simulating 😭
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This is just the tip of the iceberg
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is just the tip of the iceberg
The retrograde is RETROGRADINGGG!!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The retrograde is RETROGRADINGGG!!!
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You become Gomez Addams or die trying
Mint Condition tried to warn us about women with pretty brown eyes and Bell Biv DeVoe tried to warn us about a woman who has a pretty smile and a nice Derrière….
What does that mean if they have all 3?? 🤔🤔
What does that mean if they have all 3?? 🤔🤔
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You become Gomez Addams or die trying