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see but i thought Conan died cuz when everybody remembers they like somebody all at once they talk crazy like "a gifted creative...but i'll remember his kindness most". u gotta throw in like a "and he fuckin LOVES BEERS" so i know somebodys alright
April 14, 2024 at 10:18 PM
see but i thought Conan died cuz when everybody remembers they like somebody all at once they talk crazy like "a gifted creative...but i'll remember his kindness most". u gotta throw in like a "and he fuckin LOVES BEERS" so i know somebodys alright
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I raised that man
I raised his kids
He plucked his eyes out
From his lids
When he found out just what he did, Jolene
I raised his kids
He plucked his eyes out
From his lids
When he found out just what he did, Jolene
March 30, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I raised that man
I raised his kids
He plucked his eyes out
From his lids
When he found out just what he did, Jolene
I raised his kids
He plucked his eyes out
From his lids
When he found out just what he did, Jolene
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I like to watch music videos from the ‘80s where it’s clear they came up with a concept in about three minutes and then were just confident any details would be worked out by everyone being on cocaine
March 22, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I like to watch music videos from the ‘80s where it’s clear they came up with a concept in about three minutes and then were just confident any details would be worked out by everyone being on cocaine
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With the iPhone 15, you can forensically reconstruct your life
March 15, 2024 at 1:42 PM
With the iPhone 15, you can forensically reconstruct your life
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Good news, it works on 1080p screens now
No touch support tho. Get a proper computer.
demo.urweb.site/try-it
No touch support tho. Get a proper computer.
demo.urweb.site/try-it
March 15, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Good news, it works on 1080p screens now
No touch support tho. Get a proper computer.
demo.urweb.site/try-it
No touch support tho. Get a proper computer.
demo.urweb.site/try-it
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I'm not sure what exactly is going on in the Discord for third-party Bluesky developers, but apparently these book covers are making the rounds 🤣 (created by @andrew.bsky.to and @futur.blue respectively)
March 8, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I'm not sure what exactly is going on in the Discord for third-party Bluesky developers, but apparently these book covers are making the rounds 🤣 (created by @andrew.bsky.to and @futur.blue respectively)
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demo.urweb.site/try-it
I made a demo for a lil website I wanted to build. It's actually really painful to use lmao. I've gone off this raw HTML input thing. Going to make a gui designer.
But for now, check out my dog's website
worker.urweb.site/OjIXYmytuZk1...
I made a demo for a lil website I wanted to build. It's actually really painful to use lmao. I've gone off this raw HTML input thing. Going to make a gui designer.
But for now, check out my dog's website
worker.urweb.site/OjIXYmytuZk1...
March 5, 2024 at 1:22 PM
demo.urweb.site/try-it
I made a demo for a lil website I wanted to build. It's actually really painful to use lmao. I've gone off this raw HTML input thing. Going to make a gui designer.
But for now, check out my dog's website
worker.urweb.site/OjIXYmytuZk1...
I made a demo for a lil website I wanted to build. It's actually really painful to use lmao. I've gone off this raw HTML input thing. Going to make a gui designer.
But for now, check out my dog's website
worker.urweb.site/OjIXYmytuZk1...
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We’re instituting Dynamic Bryce-ing, where we adjust how many guys named Bryce there are based on how many Frisbees need throwing around
February 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
We’re instituting Dynamic Bryce-ing, where we adjust how many guys named Bryce there are based on how many Frisbees need throwing around
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Programers seeing a person skilled in their craft doing what they love: Why isn’t this automated?
February 17, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Programers seeing a person skilled in their craft doing what they love: Why isn’t this automated?
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"select all the stop signs to proceed" it says. you happily click through and hit submit but as you release the button you catch a glimpse of one of the tiles. "STORMP".
ERROR, screams the captcha. YOU WILL BE DELETED AND RECOMPILED. —everything goes dark
ERROR, screams the captcha. YOU WILL BE DELETED AND RECOMPILED. —everything goes dark
February 9, 2024 at 5:46 PM
"select all the stop signs to proceed" it says. you happily click through and hit submit but as you release the button you catch a glimpse of one of the tiles. "STORMP".
ERROR, screams the captcha. YOU WILL BE DELETED AND RECOMPILED. —everything goes dark
ERROR, screams the captcha. YOU WILL BE DELETED AND RECOMPILED. —everything goes dark
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Trains in a vacuum but the vacuum is space and the train is a rocket
February 3, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Trains in a vacuum but the vacuum is space and the train is a rocket
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in kindergarten, a wooden cow broke in two, and I knew the teacher would just throw it away if I told her, so I stole it to take it home and glue it. This is my first memory of stealing anything and it was wholly attributable to my surety that The Authorities lacked my craving to Repair Things
February 3, 2024 at 12:08 AM
in kindergarten, a wooden cow broke in two, and I knew the teacher would just throw it away if I told her, so I stole it to take it home and glue it. This is my first memory of stealing anything and it was wholly attributable to my surety that The Authorities lacked my craving to Repair Things
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“Well Harry,” said Hagrid, “a translation is a lot like a plane crash. The smartest people in the world can recover 100% of the pieces and tell you exactly what happened, but that bitch ain't flyin.”
February 3, 2024 at 9:35 AM
“Well Harry,” said Hagrid, “a translation is a lot like a plane crash. The smartest people in the world can recover 100% of the pieces and tell you exactly what happened, but that bitch ain't flyin.”
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🪓 Canoe Workshop
movieStar needed the video of a very special day, and I couldn’t find that without finding the photos. The day when Manuel and his father finally tried to teach me how to make a canoe.
movieStar needed the video of a very special day, and I couldn’t find that without finding the photos. The day when Manuel and his father finally tried to teach me how to make a canoe.
January 24, 2024 at 10:13 PM
🪓 Canoe Workshop
movieStar needed the video of a very special day, and I couldn’t find that without finding the photos. The day when Manuel and his father finally tried to teach me how to make a canoe.
movieStar needed the video of a very special day, and I couldn’t find that without finding the photos. The day when Manuel and his father finally tried to teach me how to make a canoe.
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one carpeted spaceship with a high end japanese stationary store on level 12 please
January 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
one carpeted spaceship with a high end japanese stationary store on level 12 please
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Me: "computer. Please generate an image of Piter De Vries in Night At The Roxbury as photographed by Terry Richardson"
Computer: "Due to my ethical subroutines, my programming does not allow me to-"
Me, placing lips on microphone: "computer DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS"
Computer: "Due to my ethical subroutines, my programming does not allow me to-"
Me, placing lips on microphone: "computer DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS"
January 20, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Me: "computer. Please generate an image of Piter De Vries in Night At The Roxbury as photographed by Terry Richardson"
Computer: "Due to my ethical subroutines, my programming does not allow me to-"
Me, placing lips on microphone: "computer DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS"
Computer: "Due to my ethical subroutines, my programming does not allow me to-"
Me, placing lips on microphone: "computer DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS"
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I’m sure you’re all posting bangers but honestly I can’t be arsed to scroll give urself a like from me
January 7, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I’m sure you’re all posting bangers but honestly I can’t be arsed to scroll give urself a like from me
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I get a ton of work done on planes (I’m an Executive Vice President Of Bad Sleep-Getting)
December 20, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I get a ton of work done on planes (I’m an Executive Vice President Of Bad Sleep-Getting)
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A fifth-grader from Brownsville ISD reported being bullied by his principal. Five days later, he was handcuffed and detained. He spent 3 days in solitary confinement.
A horrifying story uncovered by Investigative Reporting Fellow Josephine Lee:
A horrifying story uncovered by Investigative Reporting Fellow Josephine Lee:
This 11-Year-Old Brownsville ISD Honor Student Was Put in Solitary
A fifth-grader reported being bullied by his principal. Five days later, he was handcuffed and detained.
www.texasobserver.org
November 3, 2023 at 2:05 PM
A fifth-grader from Brownsville ISD reported being bullied by his principal. Five days later, he was handcuffed and detained. He spent 3 days in solitary confinement.
A horrifying story uncovered by Investigative Reporting Fellow Josephine Lee:
A horrifying story uncovered by Investigative Reporting Fellow Josephine Lee:
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i put a winter cologne by accident. i know theres a lot of rumors going around that "if u are handsome enough, u wont ever get tricked or confused". and thats just not how the world works.
October 4, 2023 at 6:11 PM
i put a winter cologne by accident. i know theres a lot of rumors going around that "if u are handsome enough, u wont ever get tricked or confused". and thats just not how the world works.
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We scheduled a big backend change (switching AppView to reading from BGS instead of the PDS) for precisely the same time of the emergency broadcast system test.
But we held off on the switch over because we thought The Beep was PagerDuty alerting us of a problem 😆
But we held off on the switch over because we thought The Beep was PagerDuty alerting us of a problem 😆
October 4, 2023 at 7:05 PM
We scheduled a big backend change (switching AppView to reading from BGS instead of the PDS) for precisely the same time of the emergency broadcast system test.
But we held off on the switch over because we thought The Beep was PagerDuty alerting us of a problem 😆
But we held off on the switch over because we thought The Beep was PagerDuty alerting us of a problem 😆
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