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cellobuster.bsky.social
"This is Trans Girl, we got her design off a wojak. Her power is she looks like a cute girl but has a biological advantage allowing her to beat you in physical contests, & her first issue ends with her kissing a 16-Y/O & telling them to look her up when they're legal". Did the Daily Wire write this
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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sharkiebytesexe.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
Watch Football and Drink Beer While Bowser Still Has the Ol' Ball and Chain Kidnapped
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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ieonardodavinci.bsky.social
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
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mattobii.bsky.social
Accurate visual representation of how it felt to experience SiIvagunner's MAGFest set (I had a great time)
Meme of a puppy getting mercury injected into its brain
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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patstaresat.bsky.social
stop sending me this
fieldexplores.bsky.social FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 3d
Collect Them All - Gator Days
Collect Them All - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Olivia is watching Hannah play a video game. Hannah is hanging upside down on the couch because she's just that cool. It's how the cool kids play video games. I can't play video games like that, I'm not cool enough and it would hurt my back. Olivia just noticed that Hannah did something terrible. Olivia: YOU MISSED A GEM! Hannah: I did? Panel 2 The game that Hannah is playing is a cartoony platformer with a colorful character. The character looks like he is perpetually uncomfortable. There are collectable gems and Hannah can see one near the top of the screen in the direction she just came from. Hannah: Ah, I see it. Oh well. Panel 3 Hannah does not seem to care that she has missed the gem and is continuing on. Olivia does not understand. Olivia: You're not going back to get it? Hannah: Nah, I won't lose sleep over it. Panel 4 It is now night time and Olivia is in bed and unable to sleep. How could Hannah not go back and collect the gem? Does she not like gems? It was right there? Why didn't she just grab it. What if the gem lead to a secret? What if there's something special that happens when you get all the gems? Olivia will remember this.
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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samuraiflamenco.bsky.social
gay pearl jam be like

Semen Flowwwww
Sucking cocks of a hundred guysssss
Ohh he don't knowwww
He don't know that makes him gaaayyyyyayayyyyy
August 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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systemendless.bsky.social
they're porting you to the nintendo switch. people are concerned about whether or not your performance will be adequate
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
abundance democrats rn
calbel the club penguin first responder, saying "that's illegal people can't do that"
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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envinyon.bsky.social
I jumped off the top of the stairs because I thought I could glide like knuckles
hillarymonahan.bsky.social Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 7d
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?" Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸" Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City." Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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pgh-scanner.com
Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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amfmpm.bsky.social
"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie
November 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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jordan-dws.bsky.social
I'm unpacking with Nightmare Before Christmas on in the background and this part genuinely stunlocked me. I almost dropped the plates I was holding.
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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cevian.bsky.social
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off complaining about Paper Mario games not being good anymore.
theswweet.myatproto.social James Galizio @theswweet.myatproto.social · 20d
Hearing Arlo desperately trying not to "get political", with absolute venom in his voice where you can feel the hammer and sickle in his hand when he talks about "the greatest transfer of wealth in human history" while explaining why treatler video game console sales have been the worst since 1995
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Bowser in the Bisexual Lighting
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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kriswolfhe.art
they're calling you a dairy cow in the quotes

yeah not just cause of the rack like a whole aura thing

not even like a wild auroch or like a farm cow, specifically a dairy cow
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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sm64stars.bsky.social
Humble the Hoes
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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johnxuandou.bsky.social
The average gamer will play Tiddlywinks but they won't fiddle with twinks SMH
scoozvirtual.bsky.social SCOOZ @scoozvirtual.bsky.social · Dec 12
NO FUCKING WAY
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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sophiebaybey.bsky.social
whoa
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
Find the 8 Red Coins but Also You Have to Wiggle Your Fingers Over Each One and Say "Don't Mind if I Do" Before Collecting Them
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM