Joe
@darthjoey91.dftba.social
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
hi, i'm my small intestine.
hi, i'm my small intestine.
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
hi, i'm the pacific ocean 🌊
hi, i'm the pacific ocean 🌊
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
hi, i'm a bee 😭
hi, i'm a bee 😭
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
hi, i'm my small intestine.
hi, i'm my small intestine.
This commercial during Survivor is really long. And full of garbage.
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This commercial during Survivor is really long. And full of garbage.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Is this a cry of help?
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Is this a cry of help?
How many times is this the “first time that Golden’s been performed live on TV”? Like they did it on SNL, which was actually live, but part of a sketch, then there was Fallon, which wasn’t live, and now for the Macy’s parade, they’re lip syncing live.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How many times is this the “first time that Golden’s been performed live on TV”? Like they did it on SNL, which was actually live, but part of a sketch, then there was Fallon, which wasn’t live, and now for the Macy’s parade, they’re lip syncing live.
Zootopia 2 should have been titled Zoo2pia.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Zootopia 2 should have been titled Zoo2pia.
Remembered to finish signing up.
The #TBHillDay 2026 application has been open for less than a week, and already ONE HUNDRED people have signed up! Now's your chance to join @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and a couple hundred of your closest #Tuberculosis fighting friends in Washington DC to fight worldsuck! tbfighters.org/hill-...
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Remembered to finish signing up.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Feeling old? The "I like turtles" kid is grown up.
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Feeling old? The "I like turtles" kid is grown up.
@hankgreen.bsky.social made a video about bananas, and didn't put one of the rare ones through the Banana Loca?
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social made a video about bananas, and didn't put one of the rare ones through the Banana Loca?
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:
✨ Michael Crichton
✨ J.R.R. Tolkien
✨ Cory Doctorow
✨ Rick Riordan
✨ Andy Weir
✨ Randall Munroe
✨ Suzanne Collins
✨ Hank Green
#BookSky 💙📚
✨ Michael Crichton
✨ J.R.R. Tolkien
✨ Cory Doctorow
✨ Rick Riordan
✨ Andy Weir
✨ Randall Munroe
✨ Suzanne Collins
✨ Hank Green
#BookSky 💙📚
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:
✨ Alison Cochrun
✨ Hank Green
✨ John Green
✨ Anita Kelly
✨ Rachel Reid
✨ Maureen Johnson
✨ Casey McQuiston
✨ Ashley Herring Blake
#BookSky 💙📚
✨ Alison Cochrun
✨ Hank Green
✨ John Green
✨ Anita Kelly
✨ Rachel Reid
✨ Maureen Johnson
✨ Casey McQuiston
✨ Ashley Herring Blake
#BookSky 💙📚
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:
✨ Ali Hazelwood
✨ Hank Green
✨ Elle Kennedy
✨ Marie Lu
✨ Fredrik Backman
✨ John Green
✨ Emily Henry
✨ Becka Mack
#BookSky 💙📚
✨ Ali Hazelwood
✨ Hank Green
✨ Elle Kennedy
✨ Marie Lu
✨ Fredrik Backman
✨ John Green
✨ Emily Henry
✨ Becka Mack
#BookSky 💙📚
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Define your taste in books with 8 authors:
✨ Michael Crichton
✨ J.R.R. Tolkien
✨ Cory Doctorow
✨ Rick Riordan
✨ Andy Weir
✨ Randall Munroe
✨ Suzanne Collins
✨ Hank Green
#BookSky 💙📚
✨ Michael Crichton
✨ J.R.R. Tolkien
✨ Cory Doctorow
✨ Rick Riordan
✨ Andy Weir
✨ Randall Munroe
✨ Suzanne Collins
✨ Hank Green
#BookSky 💙📚
Has anyone made Roll20 assets for the Pizzamas One-Shots?
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Has anyone made Roll20 assets for the Pizzamas One-Shots?
Saw Tron: Ares, and it’s not good, but it’s not super terrible despite the Jared Leto of it all. It’s more that it’s a Tron movie.
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Saw Tron: Ares, and it’s not good, but it’s not super terrible despite the Jared Leto of it all. It’s more that it’s a Tron movie.
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So everyone is mad at Jay Jones for recycling a joke from the Office? I don’t remember anybody giving a shit when the butt of the joke was Toby
October 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So everyone is mad at Jay Jones for recycling a joke from the Office? I don’t remember anybody giving a shit when the butt of the joke was Toby
Is it just me, or are the vibes off this Pizzamas? Like sure, there's *gestures broadly*, but like previous Pizzamases had stuff selling out fast and secret discounts and mid-Pizzamas shirt drops that were usually based on events that had happened during Pizzamas.
October 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Is it just me, or are the vibes off this Pizzamas? Like sure, there's *gestures broadly*, but like previous Pizzamases had stuff selling out fast and secret discounts and mid-Pizzamas shirt drops that were usually based on events that had happened during Pizzamas.
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
In other news, life expectancy in the US drops for 5th straight year.
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
In other news, life expectancy in the US drops for 5th straight year.
Dear Hank and John
The Layover
Lateral with Tom Scott
Escape From Vault Disney
The Film Reroll
The Layover
Lateral with Tom Scott
Escape From Vault Disney
The Film Reroll
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Dear Hank and John
The Layover
Lateral with Tom Scott
Escape From Vault Disney
The Film Reroll
The Layover
Lateral with Tom Scott
Escape From Vault Disney
The Film Reroll
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
I’m starting to think I’m not going to get my Crash Course Coin I donated for this year.
September 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m starting to think I’m not going to get my Crash Course Coin I donated for this year.
Spot the crime in DC.
August 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spot the crime in DC.
August 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
She's releasing it on Oct 3? Mean Girls Day?
on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
Alt: on october 3rd he asked me what day it was it is october 3rd
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
She's releasing it on Oct 3? Mean Girls Day?
@hankgreen.bsky.social, @zachweinersmith.bsky.social already beat you to the Superman turning a crank idea:
www.smbc-comics.com?id=2305
www.smbc-comics.com?id=2305
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-07-13
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-07-13
www.smbc-comics.com
August 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social, @zachweinersmith.bsky.social already beat you to the Superman turning a crank idea:
www.smbc-comics.com?id=2305
www.smbc-comics.com?id=2305