In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?

If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?

Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

So don't travel to the US then, right?

the brain that can see a face in a wall outlet was always doomed to hear the voice of God in a markov chain

Support your local farmers market! Need potatoes? They've got them! Potatoes? You bet! Strawberries? They have potatoes why are you getting greedy now.

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.

That's it. That's the post.

You can say what you will about Hulk Hogan's personal life and beliefs, but you have to acknowledge that as a wrestler, he was also completely dogshit

I pick up a new device at the Apple Store. Tech asks if I need any help setting up the AI features. The only help I need is turning that crap off as fast and completely as possible. *shakes fist and grumbles in old person.*

when I need to do a stealth mission and my assassin’s creed training kicks in

by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%

Paid articles? You mean "gacha journalism"?

going to solve the masculinity crisis by inventing a new kind of mullet

Men do not frolic nude around a sunlit glade like they used to

Bro i thought ACAB meant 'assigned cop at birth'

/j

Listen. Listen to me. I know how to make the perfect Dinotopia game. Here is what you need.

1) 3D models of dinosaurs
2) all of the mechanics from Infinity Nikki

Someone said Kendrick Lamar fans are people who weren’t afraid to read out loud in school 😂🤣