Dave Shelton
davidashelton.bsky.social
Dave Shelton
@davidashelton.bsky.social
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🎶 we got to move these ChatGPTeeeees
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Notebook 27: Twycross Memories
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Notebook 27: Licking Your Doodah
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Notebook27: Premier Inn, Derby
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well, this is absolutely excellent!
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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If you liked Laika…
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Bit shameless
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My latest bit of “misdirected email meant for some other Dave Shelton” is an offer of help with “wealth management”.

I’ve let them know that I’m more than able to cope on my own.
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
“You’re such a wanker!” she said.

“How dare you!” he ejaculated.
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Happy Publication Day to My Book of Classic Nursery Tales! 🎈

Brilliantly illustrated gift book from a bestselling author-illustrator, featuring eight much-loved
traditional nursery tales.

Congratulations to @mrjamesmayhew ⭐️

#TheBookofClassicNurseryTales #kidsbooks
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Wordle 1,577 2/6

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Well, that was lucky
October 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
People of Norfolk and Suffolk: lovely Ben and Beth, aka The Bookshop Band are playing some dates around our way at the moment, playing their beautiful, amazing and inventive literature-inspired songs. Make haste, buy tickets, go see. I'll be at the Beccles date.

www.thebookshopband.co.uk/tour
www.ticketsource.co.uk
October 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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This is true
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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NEW: Extraordinary scenes in Amsterdam this afternoon (Sunday, Oct 5).

An estimated 250,000 bring the city to a standstill; people all wearing red to show solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸

(🎥 Ahmed Zantac)
October 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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NEW FLUFFY
I read this at the weekend and it is amazing!
I would say “if you only read one self-help book written in collaboration with a rabbit this year, then this should be it”
…but that underplays the fact that it’s a brilliant graphic novel as well. Well done Fluffy and @simonelia.bsky.social!
October 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Left:Spectrum’s Colonel White from Sept 1967’s Anderson TV show “Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons”. Right: the Pierre Cardin-designed “Cosmos” outfit from early 1967. I love how the quasi-military uniforms of Scarlet’s future of 2068 were hugely informed by the “Swinging” pop fashion of Sixty-Seven.
September 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Aleister Crowley started out as a professional snooker player - possible top 16 - but his career was hampered as he couldn’t use the accessories for the long shots under the “no rest for the wicked” rule
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Glasgow, never change!
September 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Quote post a female character you love
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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"Britain must burn more fossil fuels and bills must rise in order to power the robot that'll fire everyone. How else will I afford my next private island?"
Nvidia says Britain will have to burn gas to power technology revolution
The company chief executive Jensen Huang says the UK’s costly electricity means new data centres will rely on fossil fuel as well as renewable energy
www.thetimes.com
September 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Donald Trump is a poo poo head. Pass it on.
September 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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I think Melania may be some form of japanese ghost.
September 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM