@dazzer.bsky.social
Radar boffin ex-Goth alternative music enthusiast
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
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RIP Terrence Stamp.
My favorite film of his is Stephen Frears' The Hit (1984) in which he plays a gangster who is calmly unafraid of certain death, alongside a tremendous and hilarious ensemble of John Hurt, Laura del Sol, and Tim Roth.
My favorite film of his is Stephen Frears' The Hit (1984) in which he plays a gangster who is calmly unafraid of certain death, alongside a tremendous and hilarious ensemble of John Hurt, Laura del Sol, and Tim Roth.
August 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
RIP Terrence Stamp.
My favorite film of his is Stephen Frears' The Hit (1984) in which he plays a gangster who is calmly unafraid of certain death, alongside a tremendous and hilarious ensemble of John Hurt, Laura del Sol, and Tim Roth.
My favorite film of his is Stephen Frears' The Hit (1984) in which he plays a gangster who is calmly unafraid of certain death, alongside a tremendous and hilarious ensemble of John Hurt, Laura del Sol, and Tim Roth.
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Brilliant @nivenj1.bsky.social column in today's Observer.
The commander-in-cheat comes to Scotland | The Observer share.google/zZh3AqF5dFjb...
The commander-in-cheat comes to Scotland | The Observer share.google/zZh3AqF5dFjb...
The commander-in-cheat comes to Scotland | The Observer
Donald Trump’s dishonesty on a Scottish fairway has left golfing’s governing body in the rough
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August 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Brilliant @nivenj1.bsky.social column in today's Observer.
The commander-in-cheat comes to Scotland | The Observer share.google/zZh3AqF5dFjb...
The commander-in-cheat comes to Scotland | The Observer share.google/zZh3AqF5dFjb...
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But the important thing is that everyone has now stopped talking about The Emperor's big bust up with Darth Vader where Darth Vader said The Emperor did some bad things on Grand Moff Tarkin's private island.
June 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
But the important thing is that everyone has now stopped talking about The Emperor's big bust up with Darth Vader where Darth Vader said The Emperor did some bad things on Grand Moff Tarkin's private island.
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“Los Angeles descends into a moment of nervous silence as the curfew begins & troops keep watch over the people’s most sacred gathering spots… but with the rebels scurrying through the streets, how long can Ghoram stay quiet and will the Emperor have the city pacified before the Olympics next sol?”
June 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“Los Angeles descends into a moment of nervous silence as the curfew begins & troops keep watch over the people’s most sacred gathering spots… but with the rebels scurrying through the streets, how long can Ghoram stay quiet and will the Emperor have the city pacified before the Olympics next sol?”
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Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out theonion.com/politic...
May 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out theonion.com/politic...
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Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide
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April 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ominous New Report Just Lists Places To Hide
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
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March 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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beaker on magazine covers: thread
February 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
beaker on magazine covers: thread
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A year ago we released #SleepymanFilm, a seasonal supernatural short starring #MikeWozniak & #WillAdamsdale, based on the story by @quantick.bsky.social. Do have a gander if you’re a fan of #GhostStoriesForChristmas! vimeo.com/meatbingo/sl...
Sleepyman
Sleepyman is a supernatural short film starring Mike Wozniak and Will Adamsdale, based on the story by Emmy award winning author David Quantick. Set in the 1890's,…
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December 24, 2024 at 10:40 AM
A year ago we released #SleepymanFilm, a seasonal supernatural short starring #MikeWozniak & #WillAdamsdale, based on the story by @quantick.bsky.social. Do have a gander if you’re a fan of #GhostStoriesForChristmas! vimeo.com/meatbingo/sl...
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I heard there was a sunken town
Where cyclopaean blocks abound —
Dead Cthulhu lies a-dreaming in R'lyeh.
'Twill rise again when stars are right
And men will gibber at the sight
The loathsome squidly visage of Great Cthulhu
Iä Cthulhu! Iä Cthulhu!
Iä Cthulhu! Iä Cthulhu!
…
Where cyclopaean blocks abound —
Dead Cthulhu lies a-dreaming in R'lyeh.
'Twill rise again when stars are right
And men will gibber at the sight
The loathsome squidly visage of Great Cthulhu
Iä Cthulhu! Iä Cthulhu!
Iä Cthulhu! Iä Cthulhu!
…
December 24, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I heard there was a sunken town
Where cyclopaean blocks abound —
Dead Cthulhu lies a-dreaming in R'lyeh.
'Twill rise again when stars are right
And men will gibber at the sight
The loathsome squidly visage of Great Cthulhu
Iä Cthulhu! Iä Cthulhu!
Iä Cthulhu! Iä Cthulhu!
…
Where cyclopaean blocks abound —
Dead Cthulhu lies a-dreaming in R'lyeh.
'Twill rise again when stars are right
And men will gibber at the sight
The loathsome squidly visage of Great Cthulhu
Iä Cthulhu! Iä Cthulhu!
Iä Cthulhu! Iä Cthulhu!
…
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This is lovely. And it's doubly festive to see Laurence Fox and Graham Linehan bopping around like normal guys who haven't yet ruined their own lives. Like when Scrooge visits Old Fezziwig's.
I had no idea that in 2004 Matt Berry did a full-on Seventies Christmas rock opera called 'AD/BC: A Rock Opera' with load of UK comedy types but it's on YouTube and it's properly amazing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS1e...
AD/BC: A Rock Opera (2004) Matt Berry
YouTube video by ados4k
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December 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
This is lovely. And it's doubly festive to see Laurence Fox and Graham Linehan bopping around like normal guys who haven't yet ruined their own lives. Like when Scrooge visits Old Fezziwig's.
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Come and watch my latest video on YouTube! (It's not ai. People think it's ai.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpC3N-WoYfo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpC3N-WoYfo
Every Videogame from 1954
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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December 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Come and watch my latest video on YouTube! (It's not ai. People think it's ai.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpC3N-WoYfo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpC3N-WoYfo
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Triumph of the Orcs - why Britain needs more Games Workshops: on.ft.com/3ZKZ5IV
(first 300 clicks free to read)
Of course I'm a tedious Grognard who remembers the joy of shopping in Games Workshop on The Moor in Sheffield, when it was still a generalist RPG shop. Tunnels and Trolls FTW!
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Of course I'm a tedious Grognard who remembers the joy of shopping in Games Workshop on The Moor in Sheffield, when it was still a generalist RPG shop. Tunnels and Trolls FTW!
Triumph of the orcs: why Britain needs more Games Workshops
[FREE TO READ] Those who despair at the UK’s inability to spawn a Facebook should look to the country’s creative industries
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December 11, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Triumph of the Orcs - why Britain needs more Games Workshops: on.ft.com/3ZKZ5IV
(first 300 clicks free to read)
Of course I'm a tedious Grognard who remembers the joy of shopping in Games Workshop on The Moor in Sheffield, when it was still a generalist RPG shop. Tunnels and Trolls FTW!
(first 300 clicks free to read)
Of course I'm a tedious Grognard who remembers the joy of shopping in Games Workshop on The Moor in Sheffield, when it was still a generalist RPG shop. Tunnels and Trolls FTW!
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I did just this thing even before I got to the end of the sentence here
It’s scientifically impossible to remember how the Moonraker theme song goes and not just sing “Moonraker” to the tune of Goldfinger
December 8, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I did just this thing even before I got to the end of the sentence here
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Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images
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December 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images
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David Bowie Impersonates.....
YouTube video by mark saunders
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November 24, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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The opening to this interview I did with Lou explains all: www.neilgaiman.com/Cool_Stuff/I...
Neil Gaiman | Cool Stuff | Interviews | Waiting for the Man - Lou Reed
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February 3, 2024 at 6:36 PM
The opening to this interview I did with Lou explains all: www.neilgaiman.com/Cool_Stuff/I...
