dreamed i was in charge of christmas dinner and had to make a dish called "Chicken Jennifer", a roast chicken with a wig of spaghetti made to resemble beautiful, flowing blond locks. it was stuffed with croutons, cream cheese, and had a tiny cornish game hen peeking out of its butt cavity

at the “uh oh” point of Christmas dinner preparation

oh sorry pilates? no i thought this was a pie ladies meeting this is awful

Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories

rough week for “nothing ever happens” theory

Historians call this period of history the Cool Zone. That’s because it’s the time when denim jackets exist

Civ VII most anticipated game of PC Gamer’s expert council? WHAT

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.