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Millennial. Dabbler. Would-be writer, should-be artist, could-be programmer. Here to have a fun time. Not a bot just indecisive about getting a new icon
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xkcd.com
Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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brunodias.bsky.social
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Very fancy potato bear postcard from my collection, unsent and date unknown.
Black and white studio photo of a longhaired white cat sitting up on a small table draped with brocade fabric. The cat has a very large ruffly bow made of dark fabric attached to the right side of its collar.
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration

IG roodabeguh
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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terre-strial.bsky.social
Ukrainian artist Andrii Kovalyk, based in Madrid, ‘Where the Winter Dreams Begin’
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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brunojnavarro.bsky.social
started / going
TechCrunch https://techcrunch.com Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company's code was written by Al 29 Apr 2025 - Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said that 20% to 30% of code inside the company's repositories was "written by software" - meaning... Hacker News https://news.ycombinator.com Microsoft admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken 1 day ago - Except it's not totally terrible. What makes it terrible is the privacy invasions and the consent issues Microsoft has with its users, along ...
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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socpens.com
video game websites used to be crazy
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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gatorsdaily.bsky.social
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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james.sh
A moment of calm
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no date.
Black and white photo of a white man in wide lapel pinstriped suit, looking affectionately down at two shorthaired tabby cats that he holds under his arms. He’s in a living room with bold floral wallpaper.
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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antlervel.vet
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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kellypringle.com
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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catzero.bsky.social
Here's four goblins in a wizard robe trying to scam their way into a very secret wizard meeting ✨️

#myart #goblins
Four goblins stacked on top of each other wearing a too big wizard robe
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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soyrwoo.bsky.social
The theme for this month's art challenge on @nulvo.bsky.social's Discord server is "Daring Dragons" 🐉
#NulvoArtChallenge #art #dragon
Black and white illustration of a deer in a small clearing in a late autumn forest. It's alert and looking over its shoulder, past the trees, where a large dragon is lurking.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
A color photo of a delicate and fluffy white medium-haired cat sitting on a window ledge. They are looking at the camera. What makes this photo extra special is that the cat is backlight by the sun coming through the window, the light illuminating their fluffy hair making them appear so luminous and angelic.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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celechii.itch.io
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out comparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy background comparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlights comparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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thesaintoftous.bsky.social
There should be more games inspired by avant-garde stage design.
Luca Ronconi's production of Niccolò Jommelli's opera "Fetonte" Set design by Mauro Pagano (1951-1988) Tennessee Williams’s Suddenly Last Summer in 1998. Set design by Ralph Koltai (1924-2018) Jean-Christophe Maillot's production of Faust. Set design by Rolf Sachs (b. 1955) Simon Armitage's production of the Odyssey. Set design by Robert Wilson (1941-2025)
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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wolfdetergent.bsky.social
perfect form
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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rancidyogurt.bsky.social
WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
Square drawing that parodies the cover of the North American release of Jet Set Radio for Sega Dreamcast. Instead of the side banner that says 'Dreamcast', because the orange swirl it says 'DJ Crazy Times' which references the alias that comedian Kyle Gordon uses for his song 'Planet of the Bass'. Drawing has swapped out Beat for DJ Crazy Times, and Gum for Biljana Electronica. The background has been edited to show a giant outline of a globe, and instead of the teams logos, there is a hand doing a peace sign, a rocketship, cluster of stars and a ufo. It is rated 'P' for world peace. There is added text on the bottom in white that says 'Life it never die. Women are my favourite guy.'
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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grammargirl.bsky.social
I feel completely incapable of even guessing what is real anymore.
vuc.bsky.social David✶🇬🇹 @vuc.bsky.social · Nov 20
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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lindsayellis.bsky.social
I feel like I’d login to this app more often than once every like two or three days if there was even 15% more shitposting. Hell I’d settle for 10%. #bringbackshitposting
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM