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Historian. Vampire enthusiast.
If you’re cold, they’re cold; let them in.
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My brain right now: “This is not normal 🎶Steve le🎶 The crisis is here 🎶le poisson Steve le🎶 the constitution itself is under threat 🎶poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎶 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.
April 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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April 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I found some slender salamanders in the woods and I showed them to a family who was passing by. As they walked away, one woman said to another, “It’s so funny - I’m scared of snakes, but slap on a few little legs and I’m fine with it” 😆
April 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So like, what are we #ADHD adults doing to relax these days?

1. No mindfulness. I hate it. It makes everything worse.

2. No sports/outdoor. It’s March and I’m frozen in.

3. I don’t crochet or knit. I don’t have the attention. Same with movies and books, I just can’t even when I want to.
March 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
bsky.app/profile/dead... I have no idea what I’m doing so I hope this is okay to tag people? I’m genuinely curious!

@hankgreen.bsky.social
@neildegrassetyson.com
@astrokatie.com
@hossenfelder.bsky.social

Hi, I’m just a curious person and I hope someone can explain! Thank you if so!!
Question for #science: if a Möbius structure has no true inside or outside, and we see that light can make mobius structures on its own, can a black hole singularity also become one?
March 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Question for #science: if a Möbius structure has no true inside or outside, and we see that light can make mobius structures on its own, can a black hole singularity also become one?
March 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Cosmic Patch Notes like:

v7.007 (Black Hole Blues Patch): Recalibrated singularities emitting “spooky sounds” that unsettled astronomers.

No, we don’t know what they were saying.

Yes, they’re quieter now.
February 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Life is too short and too difficult to not put edible glitter in your ramen noodles just to feel something.
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How am I supposed to romanticize vampirism as intended if I keep getting interrupted to *checks notes* go to work
February 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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[Interview with the Vampire]

Count Dracula: “So, why do you want to work here?”
February 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Today from Timothy Snyder, author of On Tyranny:

snyder.substack.com/p/the-logic-...
February 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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If you enjoyed your Vampire Weekend, thank a Vampire Union
January 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kudos to #Spotify for suggesting a song, and then not playing song because it’s buried in the 9th Circle of Hell that is the “suggested for you” playlist they automatically generated filled with songs I don’t like at all
January 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The more heinous the world becomes, the more I dive deep into both getting into local politics and indie vampire novels.

It helps ease the anxiety of meeting new people, because going door to door and campaigning is much more entertaining when you pretend you’re a vampire needing to be invited in.
January 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So I can confirm that we’ve reached the “call and turn in your neighbors” stage of the cycle.

Here’s a pamphlet book from the ACLU that’s worth spreading right now.

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ACLU Know Your Rights Handbook
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January 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I always find they alternate, too. Years and origin stories apart, you get one nice—but very stupid—cat, and the next one is always a rising supervillain that openly admits to war crimes.
There has to be a mathematical formula or a natural rule about this. Cause it’s always true.
It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM