Micah
@deadserious.bsky.social
I’m in MPLS.
For work I manage software products; for music I like electronics, hip hop, etc; I watch tv and movies; complain about politics; and I have a cat.
For work I manage software products; for music I like electronics, hip hop, etc; I watch tv and movies; complain about politics; and I have a cat.
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Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
Just watched a small murder of crows demonstrate how to alert their community when a predator is in their midst.
Five or six of them are following a hawk around the neighborhood, cawing whenever it moves.
Makes you think.
Five or six of them are following a hawk around the neighborhood, cawing whenever it moves.
Makes you think.
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just watched a small murder of crows demonstrate how to alert their community when a predator is in their midst.
Five or six of them are following a hawk around the neighborhood, cawing whenever it moves.
Makes you think.
Five or six of them are following a hawk around the neighborhood, cawing whenever it moves.
Makes you think.
The fact that the “ant as Santa” add didn’t use the MSP skyline is no
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The fact that the “ant as Santa” add didn’t use the MSP skyline is no
I mean, it’s pretty good at replacing Substack. That’s about it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I mean, it’s pretty good at replacing Substack. That’s about it.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
This describes an ideal vibe
They’re feral little weirdos and I love them. It’s like doing art with a bunch of raccoons in a dumpster, doodling and sharing a pizza.
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This describes an ideal vibe
I’m still pretty anti-Spotify so y’all are just exposing yourself by posting your wraps
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m still pretty anti-Spotify so y’all are just exposing yourself by posting your wraps
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Stole this from the Cedar Cultural Center’s page since they aren’t here. ♥️♥️♥️
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Stole this from the Cedar Cultural Center’s page since they aren’t here. ♥️♥️♥️
It’s kind of amazing how irritated I get reading quotes from Frey in national publications.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s kind of amazing how irritated I get reading quotes from Frey in national publications.
How was it just a perfect loop though
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
How was it just a perfect loop though
I also want to see officers get out there and shovel my sidewalk after the plow comes through.
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I also want to see officers get out there and shovel my sidewalk after the plow comes through.
You can nominate me as police chief if you want.
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You can nominate me as police chief if you want.
What if when the police showed up, they stood between ICE and their targets, demanding to see a warrant, and recording names and badges.
THAT might be a “peaceful and calming presence”.
THAT might be a “peaceful and calming presence”.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What if when the police showed up, they stood between ICE and their targets, demanding to see a warrant, and recording names and badges.
THAT might be a “peaceful and calming presence”.
THAT might be a “peaceful and calming presence”.
Is there still time for someone to primary Walz or are we stuck with him?
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is there still time for someone to primary Walz or are we stuck with him?
This is so mealy mouth, what dos it mean to “not collaborate”? Are they just not going to execute warrants on their behalf, but still show up to make sure no one fucks with them?
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said Tuesday that Minneapolis police officers, many of whom are Somali Americans, "will not collaborate with any federal agency" doing immigration enforcement.
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is so mealy mouth, what dos it mean to “not collaborate”? Are they just not going to execute warrants on their behalf, but still show up to make sure no one fucks with them?
Just got a text about Unverified reports of ice in S Mpls, Corcoran neighborhood near the YWCA
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Just got a text about Unverified reports of ice in S Mpls, Corcoran neighborhood near the YWCA
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38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 AM
38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape
Wow I don’t even like football that much but even I can tell the Vikings are not doing very good against the Seahawks
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wow I don’t even like football that much but even I can tell the Vikings are not doing very good against the Seahawks
Not sure how I feel about the guy leaving Seattle (38*F) and headed on a plane to Minneapolis (21*F) with me wearing flip flops.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Not sure how I feel about the guy leaving Seattle (38*F) and headed on a plane to Minneapolis (21*F) with me wearing flip flops.
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November 29, 2025
November 29, 2025
In the wake of yesterday’s report from Alex Horton and Ellen Nakashima of the Washington Post that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered Special Operations to kill the survivors of a September 2 stri...
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November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
November 29, 2025
Wait a second, AT&T is trying to charge $35 if you get (and activate) a new phone?
My mom bought a new phone from Apple, and then AT&T put a $35 charge on our bill to “activate” it.
My mom bought a new phone from Apple, and then AT&T put a $35 charge on our bill to “activate” it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Wait a second, AT&T is trying to charge $35 if you get (and activate) a new phone?
My mom bought a new phone from Apple, and then AT&T put a $35 charge on our bill to “activate” it.
My mom bought a new phone from Apple, and then AT&T put a $35 charge on our bill to “activate” it.
A “bowl of chilli to go” from an airport bar is a bold move, and I’m truly hoping we don’t end up on the same plane.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A “bowl of chilli to go” from an airport bar is a bold move, and I’m truly hoping we don’t end up on the same plane.
If BlueSky is any indication, @taylordahlin.com may be the only person downtown for this “winter-something-or-other” kick off event.
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If BlueSky is any indication, @taylordahlin.com may be the only person downtown for this “winter-something-or-other” kick off event.
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andrea jenkins, whose term as ward 8 councilmember is up next month, has listed her home for sale as of 3 days ago
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
andrea jenkins, whose term as ward 8 councilmember is up next month, has listed her home for sale as of 3 days ago
How’re you supposed to eat a slice of 3-layered cake; mouth agape? small bites? Help me I’m not fancy
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
How’re you supposed to eat a slice of 3-layered cake; mouth agape? small bites? Help me I’m not fancy