DealRP
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Games! Music! ADHD! I’m bringing all the hits.
Playing The Banishers. It’s pretty cool. But it’s disappointing that your choices for resolving a case are, let someone go completely Scott free without telling everyone about the horrible crimes they’ve committed, or murdering them in cold blood and sending their soul to hell.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Playing The Banishers. It’s pretty cool. But it’s disappointing that your choices for resolving a case are, let someone go completely Scott free without telling everyone about the horrible crimes they’ve committed, or murdering them in cold blood and sending their soul to hell.
The highest honor that a manga can receive is having MangaBuddy airbrush out all of your watermarks and repost like it’s theirs
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The highest honor that a manga can receive is having MangaBuddy airbrush out all of your watermarks and repost like it’s theirs
I’m re-watching That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and it blows me away how the otherworlders that killed the Tempest citizens really thought they were going to defeat the old man, goblins, and Geld outside of the barrier. They barely won the first time. SMH
October 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’m re-watching That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and it blows me away how the otherworlders that killed the Tempest citizens really thought they were going to defeat the old man, goblins, and Geld outside of the barrier. They barely won the first time. SMH
My girl hacked my store trip. I wanted to leave an hour ago to get chips. She said WAIT I WANNA GO. Had me waiting an hour. Then said she changed her mind. Then changed her mind again. Then decided we were going to a completely different store. I just want some damn chips 😭😭😭
July 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My girl hacked my store trip. I wanted to leave an hour ago to get chips. She said WAIT I WANNA GO. Had me waiting an hour. Then said she changed her mind. Then changed her mind again. Then decided we were going to a completely different store. I just want some damn chips 😭😭😭
Not have I ever been playing Marvel rivals and said, “somebody do something about that Ultron“
July 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Not have I ever been playing Marvel rivals and said, “somebody do something about that Ultron“
Marvel rivals gets on my nerves sometimes. How do I have 15 kills and 12 assists and lose to someone with 20 kills and no assists for MVP?
June 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Marvel rivals gets on my nerves sometimes. How do I have 15 kills and 12 assists and lose to someone with 20 kills and no assists for MVP?
You made a joke your girl didn’t think was funny, so now you have to go down the dumbass pipeline of her trying to take the steam out of it.
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June 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You made a joke your girl didn’t think was funny, so now you have to go down the dumbass pipeline of her trying to take the steam out of it.
My girl talking to ChatGPT after I did something she didn’t like and she told me 5 times it wasn’t a big deal
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May 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My girl talking to ChatGPT after I did something she didn’t like and she told me 5 times it wasn’t a big deal
Every time I open a window to get a little air bugs start eating my ass up
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Every time I open a window to get a little air bugs start eating my ass up
I wouldn’t have opened it if I wasn’t
May 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I wouldn’t have opened it if I wasn’t
I’ve got 500+ hours in Starfield and it’s crap
May 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’ve got 500+ hours in Starfield and it’s crap
Am I being detained?
Yes? STFU
No? Can I leave?
Yes? STFU
No? Can I leave?
love seeing people in 2025 like "if you've done nothing wrong just be honest with the police"
like you just fell off the apple cart this morning huh
like you just fell off the apple cart this morning huh
May 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Am I being detained?
Yes? STFU
No? Can I leave?
Yes? STFU
No? Can I leave?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
You never hear about people being randy any more. Randiness - now eclipsed by a planetary surge of horniness - is extinct
May 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
The next iMessage update is going to show when you’re thinking about texting other girls
May 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The next iMessage update is going to show when you’re thinking about texting other girls
I actually added tiny Mighty Max to my action figure rotation. My brother and I’s story was that he was tiny yet superhumanly strong.
We really used to get one of these, open it a couple times and say "neat" and then display it on a shelf forever.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
May 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I actually added tiny Mighty Max to my action figure rotation. My brother and I’s story was that he was tiny yet superhumanly strong.
I hate that I was so sick at this game. And I hate it died. Every online Vs game I’m good at dies. Looking at you, Paragon
'Battleborn' released on this day in 2016.
Gearbox's attempt at entering the hero shooter / MOBA market, meeting with middling reviews. The release of 'Overwatch' is credited as overshadowing Battleborn, leading to its being pulled from sale in 2019 (and later shut down in 2021).
Gearbox's attempt at entering the hero shooter / MOBA market, meeting with middling reviews. The release of 'Overwatch' is credited as overshadowing Battleborn, leading to its being pulled from sale in 2019 (and later shut down in 2021).
May 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I hate that I was so sick at this game. And I hate it died. Every online Vs game I’m good at dies. Looking at you, Paragon
Exactly
Bethesda fans for 20 years: Pls remake Elder Scrolls III
Bethesda fans for 10 years: Pls make Elder Scrolls VI
Bethesda: We heard you so here is a remake of Elder Scrolls IV
Bethesda fans for 10 years: Pls make Elder Scrolls VI
Bethesda: We heard you so here is a remake of Elder Scrolls IV
May 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Exactly
My girl’s deodorant smells like limes. It’s dope
May 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My girl’s deodorant smells like limes. It’s dope
They’re taking the wealthy’s jobs
Elon Musk Touts Project To Teach Neuralink Monkeys To Commit Sexual Harassment
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May 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
They’re taking the wealthy’s jobs
About to put up my house for collateral so I can get a drink with my BigMac
May 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
About to put up my house for collateral so I can get a drink with my BigMac
Or, you could also jack up your own prices, setting the new standard for high pricing and further milking your consumers.
I'm not an economist but like, if Nintendo are raising prices, wouldn't it be smarter to lower prices of your own stuff so that you're the only game in town that remains affordable? Then you'd do more on volume?
May 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Or, you could also jack up your own prices, setting the new standard for high pricing and further milking your consumers.
So they can practice their already impressive ignoring skills
May 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So they can practice their already impressive ignoring skills
When that person you’ve been following for years changes their name and profile picture
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May 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
When that person you’ve been following for years changes their name and profile picture