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Too real
February 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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i love when cats make a little honk noise after landing a jump
February 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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WOW!! The number of @bsky.app users just hit the 30 MILLION milestone!! 👏

LETS KEEP GOING!
January 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's owned by Amazon so I doubt it.
Bet the location(s) are just gonna close now.
January 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.

Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.
January 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I’m so overstimulated I’ve stopped understanding what people are saying to me.
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Anyone else want to shrink down to the size of a fairy, forget the state of the world right now, and just play under the mushrooms?

#fungifriends
January 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not many people think about the trolley as a whole.
They just argue over what color it is.
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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[hitting play on the worst song you’ve ever heard] “so yeah, this song pretty much single-handedly kept me alive when I was 19 but like be honest with what you think about it.”
January 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.
January 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Hell yea
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Meet Dumbledore
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM