Dean Praetorius
@deanpraetorius.bsky.social
byrdie & augie's dad
@ toast media group
@ toast media group
We really are living in the dumbest future. Couldn't get regular zombie monkeys, had to get STD zombie monkeys.
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We really are living in the dumbest future. Couldn't get regular zombie monkeys, had to get STD zombie monkeys.
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"
Actual Voters have takes so much wilder than anyone online could imagine
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"
pretty bad nomading if you ask me
January 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
pretty bad nomading if you ask me
it’s simply too dangerous for health insurance executives out there. we should ban for profit health insurance. for safety
December 6, 2024 at 8:08 PM
it’s simply too dangerous for health insurance executives out there. we should ban for profit health insurance. for safety
imagine being in that room and literally not being able to come up with another single way to make more money than this
Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries.
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.
www.asahq.org/about-asa/ne...
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.
www.asahq.org/about-asa/ne...
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield Won’t Pay for the Complete Duration of Anesthesia for Patients’ Surgical Procedures
In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or pro...
www.asahq.org
December 4, 2024 at 7:38 PM
imagine being in that room and literally not being able to come up with another single way to make more money than this
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This is simply not true. The number of independent bookstores in the USA doubled between 2016 and 2023. People open indie bookstores every day. We need to support them so they'll stay here.
www.salon.com/2024/10/05/i...
www.salon.com/2024/10/05/i...
December 4, 2024 at 6:30 PM
This is simply not true. The number of independent bookstores in the USA doubled between 2016 and 2023. People open indie bookstores every day. We need to support them so they'll stay here.
www.salon.com/2024/10/05/i...
www.salon.com/2024/10/05/i...
it snowed one time when we visited the in-laws in florida and that forever changed the course of my life
Sometimes, “overpacking” pays off. Go ahead, pack your essentials and your cute things and your fun things. Here are a few tricks to make it work. nyti.ms/41bA8aJ
December 3, 2024 at 8:00 PM
it snowed one time when we visited the in-laws in florida and that forever changed the course of my life
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god give me the strength to be like the houseguest using bible study as an excuse to be utterly useless while his wife does everything
June 22, 2023 at 9:39 PM
god give me the strength to be like the houseguest using bible study as an excuse to be utterly useless while his wife does everything
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um libraries are great and you could literally save $32 million simply by not sending the whole damn fire department in front of my house out every two minutes just to be back three minutes later
June 16, 2023 at 12:30 PM
um libraries are great and you could literally save $32 million simply by not sending the whole damn fire department in front of my house out every two minutes just to be back three minutes later
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bluesky is either like Noah’s ark or like whatever the opposite of that is
June 19, 2023 at 2:01 PM
bluesky is either like Noah’s ark or like whatever the opposite of that is
paul is the alt
June 21, 2023 at 1:53 AM
paul is the alt
libraries are a wonderful place and you may forget about them for 20 years or something but they will always forgive you
Another reason I believe librarians should be in charge of everything.
June 21, 2023 at 1:52 AM
libraries are a wonderful place and you may forget about them for 20 years or something but they will always forgive you
went back to the bird for a minute and forgot how quickly the vibes go off if you engage these days
June 20, 2023 at 10:40 PM
went back to the bird for a minute and forgot how quickly the vibes go off if you engage these days
bluesky is either like Noah’s ark or like whatever the opposite of that is
June 19, 2023 at 2:01 PM
bluesky is either like Noah’s ark or like whatever the opposite of that is
Legalize hongos
someone lied to CNN that a slang term for shrooms is "hongos" and now i can't stop saying "hongos"
June 19, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Legalize hongos
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the journey of this app is not complete until you’ve found several accomplices, an admirer, and a rival
June 13, 2023 at 6:20 AM
the journey of this app is not complete until you’ve found several accomplices, an admirer, and a rival
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it honestly makes sense that elon would pivot to video. there’s nothing he does better than stealing an old joke he doesn’t actually get
June 17, 2023 at 12:50 AM
it honestly makes sense that elon would pivot to video. there’s nothing he does better than stealing an old joke he doesn’t actually get
um libraries are great and you could literally save $32 million simply by not sending the whole damn fire department in front of my house out every two minutes just to be back three minutes later
June 16, 2023 at 12:30 PM
um libraries are great and you could literally save $32 million simply by not sending the whole damn fire department in front of my house out every two minutes just to be back three minutes later
I have decided to explore my positive persona on bluesky, please wish me luck as this will be an existential mountain for me to climb
June 14, 2023 at 10:07 PM
I have decided to explore my positive persona on bluesky, please wish me luck as this will be an existential mountain for me to climb