"I didn't misappropriate enough funds to afford all this!" cries one Midwestern congressman

we're going to have to rebuild doj/ftc/sec/etc etc when this is all done

even if you just literally only rehired everyone fired im not sure modal civil servant is still going to be a civic religious small l liberal/small c conservative rather than civic religious foaming at the mouth hatred of gop

A properly free press would be libbing out right now. It doesn't need to look like mirror-universe Fox News. It could look like a huge endowment for Pro Publica that pays for hundreds of feral reporters to descend on Washington like foxes.

The economics of Tesla aren’t that great once you eliminate Musk’s reality distortion field. Their current P/E is ~143, while most car makers are closer to like, 5-10. This implies the stock is overpriced by 10-30x if we treated them like a normal company.

liberal democracy is a peace treaty between the parties which agree to its terms and once you violate them you are homo sacer