muckypup (🇬🇧)
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The important stuff: Oxford (UK), cats, tortoise, plants, drawing, silliness. (@muckypup on Twitter)
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Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
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So is this Trump Derangement Syndrome something he's overheard the people doing his MRIs saying?
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So is this Trump Derangement Syndrome something he's overheard the people doing his MRIs saying?
It was my work Christmas do last night. Of the 18 people who signed up to attend, we were left with 3 who actually turned up for the 'activity' part. Consequently we had to work VERY HARD to make the most of the space we had.
My bum is killing me today.
This is all the information I will provide.
My bum is killing me today.
This is all the information I will provide.
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It was my work Christmas do last night. Of the 18 people who signed up to attend, we were left with 3 who actually turned up for the 'activity' part. Consequently we had to work VERY HARD to make the most of the space we had.
My bum is killing me today.
This is all the information I will provide.
My bum is killing me today.
This is all the information I will provide.
Son. Of. A. BITCH.
Knobhead cat performed an illegal manoeuvre last night & jumped up on the kitchen counter. He got so excited about his ill-gotten freedom that he smashed a plate & bowl. (Of course.)
Google informed me they're discontinued. eBay informed me they're now selling at £125. EACH.
Knobhead cat performed an illegal manoeuvre last night & jumped up on the kitchen counter. He got so excited about his ill-gotten freedom that he smashed a plate & bowl. (Of course.)
Google informed me they're discontinued. eBay informed me they're now selling at £125. EACH.
a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a staircase with christmas lights on it .
Alt: A zoom in on Debbie Downer from SNL with an unimpressed look on her face. You can't hear it but there would be a sad trombone noise accompanying the scene.
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December 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Son. Of. A. BITCH.
Knobhead cat performed an illegal manoeuvre last night & jumped up on the kitchen counter. He got so excited about his ill-gotten freedom that he smashed a plate & bowl. (Of course.)
Google informed me they're discontinued. eBay informed me they're now selling at £125. EACH.
Knobhead cat performed an illegal manoeuvre last night & jumped up on the kitchen counter. He got so excited about his ill-gotten freedom that he smashed a plate & bowl. (Of course.)
Google informed me they're discontinued. eBay informed me they're now selling at £125. EACH.
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December 2, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
The number of times I'm outraged at the audacity of people to book meetings for when I'm busy, only to discover I happily agreed to it without checking my calendar first, is quite frankly embarrassing.
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The number of times I'm outraged at the audacity of people to book meetings for when I'm busy, only to discover I happily agreed to it without checking my calendar first, is quite frankly embarrassing.
You know when you buy something online and when it arrives it's a lot smaller than you're expecting? I do not have that problem.
I impulse bought a cherry tree the other day that was supposed to be about 4 ft tall. It has now arrived and is about 8 ft tall. This is entirely TOO MUCH TREE.
I impulse bought a cherry tree the other day that was supposed to be about 4 ft tall. It has now arrived and is about 8 ft tall. This is entirely TOO MUCH TREE.
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
You know when you buy something online and when it arrives it's a lot smaller than you're expecting? I do not have that problem.
I impulse bought a cherry tree the other day that was supposed to be about 4 ft tall. It has now arrived and is about 8 ft tall. This is entirely TOO MUCH TREE.
I impulse bought a cherry tree the other day that was supposed to be about 4 ft tall. It has now arrived and is about 8 ft tall. This is entirely TOO MUCH TREE.
For the second time in my life, I have most closely guessed the number of sweets in a jar. Who knows what my life could have been if I'd applied my volume estimation skills to something other than confectionery.
*frantically Googles 'guess the number of gold bars in the skip' competitions*
*frantically Googles 'guess the number of gold bars in the skip' competitions*
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
For the second time in my life, I have most closely guessed the number of sweets in a jar. Who knows what my life could have been if I'd applied my volume estimation skills to something other than confectionery.
*frantically Googles 'guess the number of gold bars in the skip' competitions*
*frantically Googles 'guess the number of gold bars in the skip' competitions*
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My friend just messaged to cancel our plans for tonight.
This is terrible news.
This is terrible news.
a close up of a man 's face with a slight smile on his face .
Alt: A close up of a Benedict Cumberbatch with a slight smile creeping onto his face. The camera pans out to show him doing small jump for joy.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My friend just messaged to cancel our plans for tonight.
This is terrible news.
This is terrible news.
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for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau
I treated myself to a basket weaving kit recently and I love that the sellers keep emailing me to see how I'm getting on with it.
Don't they know that the purpose of the kit is to revel in the joy of a POTENTIAL basket, not to actually DO it. Silly people.
Don't they know that the purpose of the kit is to revel in the joy of a POTENTIAL basket, not to actually DO it. Silly people.
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I treated myself to a basket weaving kit recently and I love that the sellers keep emailing me to see how I'm getting on with it.
Don't they know that the purpose of the kit is to revel in the joy of a POTENTIAL basket, not to actually DO it. Silly people.
Don't they know that the purpose of the kit is to revel in the joy of a POTENTIAL basket, not to actually DO it. Silly people.
Has anyone checked on Success Kid recently? Bit concerned he's been reincarnated as a cat.
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Has anyone checked on Success Kid recently? Bit concerned he's been reincarnated as a cat.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
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I remember years ago my son telling me he saw a mouse running along the corridor at school. I thought this was bad so of course I phoned the school to complain, because you’re not allowed to run in the corridors.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I remember years ago my son telling me he saw a mouse running along the corridor at school. I thought this was bad so of course I phoned the school to complain, because you’re not allowed to run in the corridors.
Receiving calls from this contact will never stop being funny.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Receiving calls from this contact will never stop being funny.
I have been asked to provide anonymous feedback for an esteemed colleague at work however I feel I may be about to severely compromise that anonymity.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I have been asked to provide anonymous feedback for an esteemed colleague at work however I feel I may be about to severely compromise that anonymity.
Knobhead cat helpfully released a mouse into the bedroom yesterday at 4am. Eventually gave up searching & left some food out for it while I went to work today.
Have now constructed a HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED pasta & foil-based alert system. Hopefully I'll get the furry interloper tonight.
Have now constructed a HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED pasta & foil-based alert system. Hopefully I'll get the furry interloper tonight.
a mouse trap game is shown on a screen
Alt: An animation of the various components of the Mouse Trap board game being assembled.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Knobhead cat helpfully released a mouse into the bedroom yesterday at 4am. Eventually gave up searching & left some food out for it while I went to work today.
Have now constructed a HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED pasta & foil-based alert system. Hopefully I'll get the furry interloper tonight.
Have now constructed a HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED pasta & foil-based alert system. Hopefully I'll get the furry interloper tonight.
Yesterday me (a person with many pairs of reading glasses): WHERE THE EFFING HELL HAVE ALL MY READING GLASSES GONE??
Today me (having gone through my morning routine, but now carrying four additional pairs of reading glasses): Ah...
Today me (having gone through my morning routine, but now carrying four additional pairs of reading glasses): Ah...
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Yesterday me (a person with many pairs of reading glasses): WHERE THE EFFING HELL HAVE ALL MY READING GLASSES GONE??
Today me (having gone through my morning routine, but now carrying four additional pairs of reading glasses): Ah...
Today me (having gone through my morning routine, but now carrying four additional pairs of reading glasses): Ah...
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
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Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.
Prints
Artwork you can buy on paper!
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November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.
Currently trying to decide precisely how irritated to be upon discovering that disabling my WiFi booster actually dramatically increased my internet speed.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Currently trying to decide precisely how irritated to be upon discovering that disabling my WiFi booster actually dramatically increased my internet speed.
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There does seem to be a strong correlation between people who claim “you can’t say anything these days” and people who never shut the fuck up.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
There does seem to be a strong correlation between people who claim “you can’t say anything these days” and people who never shut the fuck up.
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Are you looking for a calendar for 2026? Do you like the kind that hangs on your wall and has pictures of a little robot wandering wistfully through fictionalised-but-recognisable British landscapes? Well, then you should buy this one: forms.gle/oRuyygP9tpWN...
2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
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November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Are you looking for a calendar for 2026? Do you like the kind that hangs on your wall and has pictures of a little robot wandering wistfully through fictionalised-but-recognisable British landscapes? Well, then you should buy this one: forms.gle/oRuyygP9tpWN...