decypress
decypress.bsky.social
decypress
@decypress.bsky.social
self-described "artist"
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‘I always say, the film is the thing. The film is the thing. It’s the film, the language of cinema. You work so hard & the second it’s finished, people want you to change it back into words.’
- David Lynch
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
thinking about when i was taking a friend through elden ring with seamless co-op and i was being a dick standing back letting them fight rennala on their own and then a chandelier fell on me out of nowhere, killing me instantly. all time comedy gold
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
reverse benoit blanc be like "i basically get this. and it's not that interesting"
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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DARK SOULS II
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 AM
getting really frustrated with my slow internet, investigating the modem, discovering a brick has fallen onto the ethernet cable creating a big bubble in the cable, taking the brick off, internet is now fast
January 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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"True to the game..." is the funniest possible thing to caption a screaming spider with a fat ass
I got the Rue Morgue issue with The Return to Silent Hill Gans interview and glanced at it...I really hope this isn't moth Mary.
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 AM
kind of insane to have like four centuries of democratic institutions and then it all falls apart because someone noticed you never put in a rule against lying
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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I'm too lazy to do it myself but a blocklist for everyone sharing AI "unmasked" images of the murderous ICE thug would be nice.

It's such a wildly irresponsible and dumb thing to do. People saying "find him" while posting him with randomly generated faces is so stupid I don't know where to begin.
January 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Fuck fuck fuck I keep wasting my bombs fuuuuuck fuuck I can't dodge Im going to fuckin g die fuuuuucukkkkk shiiit Uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
god: until the pharoah lets the enslaved hebrews go free, egypt will be stricken with ever worsening plagues. first, the nile will turn to blood. the fish in the river will die and the people will not be able to drink from it. and then. AND THEN. some frogs are gonna show up
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
finally got around to playing Outer Wilds and i gotta say. it's pretty good. but i do not understand why it has the reputation it does
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Hi Nanao!
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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Yeah, I've been there before. Not with Clair Obscur specifically, but there have been games that I've just seen posted about way too much that I just had to mute for my own well-being.
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Bitch you can’t even run the country that elected you
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
(planning a hit job) oh this is gonna be sick, it'll be just like the john wick night club scene (target escapes by leaving out the front door, i fuck up reloading in the middle of combat, i run out of ammo and get pinned down, take two bullets to the chest, get stabbed and thrown off a balcony)
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
checked the local chinese takeaway place's website and for some reason it had a Recommended section with personalised suggestions. i've never visited this website before in my life. the only thing it recommended was egg fried rice
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Nicola Sturgeon: Bulls On Parade

Ed Miliband: Katamari On The Rocks

Rishi Sunak: Initial D Deja Vu

Kier Starmer: White Noise 10 Hours
Farage, Polanski and Corbyn's choices are all good, Davey's is a typical boring dad choice, and Badenoch's response is characteristically unhinged
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
i feel like this means they have to change their name to just. TV
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i wonder how much the data from youtube thumbnail a/b testing gets thrown off by people seeing one thumbnail when they don't have time to start watching and then when they come back later they get the other thumbnail. happens to me kinda regularly
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
you can put absolutely anything you want in the newspaper about trans people as long as you make sure to find/replace people -> ideology
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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If you think "it's not racist to want a majority white country," (a) lol, (b) yes it is, (c) you want to deliberately make your country worse, congratulations, you are owning yourself, and (d) you are a terrible, horrible person.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I am just figuring out how I think about this now, as I'm posting, but I think you can consider "tech" businesses not as businesses that necessarily rely on technology - all of them do! - but as businesses that are freed from standard moral or even fiscal considerations in the name of "innovation"
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
dune 3: mentat sheldon
DUNESTRUCK
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM