Kristoff Kiefer
@deexem.bsky.social
Geek, nerd, spastic, he/him(they/them)
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a mitigated disaster on a precedented scale
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
a mitigated disaster on a precedented scale
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Scandal in Davos: Confused old man storms the podium and rants for an hour.
Eklat in Davos: Verwirrter alter Mann stürmt Podium und pöbelt eine Stunde lang herum www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/davo...
Eklat in Davos: Verwirrter alter Mann stürmt Podium und pöbelt eine Stunde lang herum
Davos (dpo) - Schwere Sicherheitspanne beim Weltwirtschaftsforum in Davos: Einem offenbar geistig verwirrten alten Mann gelang es, sich auf noch unbek
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January 22, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Scandal in Davos: Confused old man storms the podium and rants for an hour.
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January 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Wilde Zeiten pipapo.
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Wilde Zeiten pipapo.
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“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
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Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Pissed off opinion time. Cooking is one of if not the most important cultural technique. Any society who sees it as something to outsource and eschew is cultureless to the extreme and needs deep reform.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pissed off opinion time. Cooking is one of if not the most important cultural technique. Any society who sees it as something to outsource and eschew is cultureless to the extreme and needs deep reform.
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Is actually FLEXING that you’re not good at something learned helplessness? Or is it just dumb?
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Is actually FLEXING that you’re not good at something learned helplessness? Or is it just dumb?
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i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses
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yo Scansion Bluesky, we got another one
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
October 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
yo Scansion Bluesky, we got another one
Pre shower thoughts: Enshittification applies to people too. The lack of general skill I‘m seeing in young professionals these days is worrying. They often just about know how to get by in their job and NOTHING else
September 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Pre shower thoughts: Enshittification applies to people too. The lack of general skill I‘m seeing in young professionals these days is worrying. They often just about know how to get by in their job and NOTHING else
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I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
August 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
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Still my favorite explanation of the difference between INT and WIS: int is knowing that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor.
Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster
Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster
August 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Still my favorite explanation of the difference between INT and WIS: int is knowing that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor.
Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster
Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster
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Wegen der Inflation gibt es in Hotelzimmern zukünftig nur noch Millibars.
August 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Wegen der Inflation gibt es in Hotelzimmern zukünftig nur noch Millibars.
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
New NativLang just dropped: youtu.be/F4kXiGT6lPU?...
Parts of speech English doesn't have, but these languages do!
YouTube video by NativLang
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July 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
New NativLang just dropped: youtu.be/F4kXiGT6lPU?...
I AM GOING TO JAPAN! I am so looking forward to it
July 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I AM GOING TO JAPAN! I am so looking forward to it
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my half-asleep brain decided it would be a really clever idea for there to be an Australia-themed day-old baked goods shop, called Stalemate
July 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
my half-asleep brain decided it would be a really clever idea for there to be an Australia-themed day-old baked goods shop, called Stalemate
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Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
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Happy Glorious 25th of May! GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. How do they rise up?
#Glorious25th #Discworld #TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLove #Speakhisname
#Glorious25th #Discworld #TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLove #Speakhisname
May 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Glorious 25th of May! GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. How do they rise up?
#Glorious25th #Discworld #TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLove #Speakhisname
#Glorious25th #Discworld #TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLove #Speakhisname
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Why do we say „end of physical media“ and not „Now is the winter of our disc content!“?
May 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Why do we say „end of physical media“ and not „Now is the winter of our disc content!“?