defn0tjess
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can’t wait to hear this
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
can’t wait to hear this
24-0 at half against 2 time defending champs is crazy
go birds
go birds
February 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
24-0 at half against 2 time defending champs is crazy
go birds
go birds
instagram: “here’s a person you might know who is on instagram!”
and it be the most random ass person you’ve never met in your fucking life from the other side of the country
and it be the most random ass person you’ve never met in your fucking life from the other side of the country
February 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
instagram: “here’s a person you might know who is on instagram!”
and it be the most random ass person you’ve never met in your fucking life from the other side of the country
and it be the most random ass person you’ve never met in your fucking life from the other side of the country
getting covered in tattoos is super awkward when you’re not covered yet like i promise guys im getting there
February 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
getting covered in tattoos is super awkward when you’re not covered yet like i promise guys im getting there
hey guys i’m happy to report i actually had something good happen to me finally :)
February 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
hey guys i’m happy to report i actually had something good happen to me finally :)
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
at the gym and my wife changed my music from my pc mid set
January 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
at the gym and my wife changed my music from my pc mid set
i’m so tired of looking at a little screen at work all day i can’t wait to go home and look at big screen for the rest of the evening
January 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i’m so tired of looking at a little screen at work all day i can’t wait to go home and look at big screen for the rest of the evening
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You can just shitpost at any time
January 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can just shitpost at any time
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
why are some people just like that
January 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
why are some people just like that
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hey what's that squiggly thing on the ground?
i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m
-- how the worm got its name
i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m
-- how the worm got its name
January 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
hey what's that squiggly thing on the ground?
i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m
-- how the worm got its name
i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m
-- how the worm got its name
need some good westerns to watch i’ve been playing a lot of rdr2
January 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
need some good westerns to watch i’ve been playing a lot of rdr2
to sit on a gas station slot machine has gotta be a low point in life
January 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
to sit on a gas station slot machine has gotta be a low point in life
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An old lady fell at the grocery store today but luckily I already went down that aisle so this didn’t inconvenience me
January 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
An old lady fell at the grocery store today but luckily I already went down that aisle so this didn’t inconvenience me
just think how when you go outside you never really know who’s a gooner and who isn’t
January 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
just think how when you go outside you never really know who’s a gooner and who isn’t
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you laughed at my joke, do you want to kiss
January 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
you laughed at my joke, do you want to kiss
i just spilled an entire bottle of cherry coke zero. that’s my 13th reason. i’m really gonna do it this time.
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i just spilled an entire bottle of cherry coke zero. that’s my 13th reason. i’m really gonna do it this time.
guy who just found out about calendars:
January 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
guy who just found out about calendars:
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I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send
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Gonna start using the wrong they're/their/there on purpose just to feel something again.
January 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gonna start using the wrong they're/their/there on purpose just to feel something again.
first they came for the immigrants and i said nothing.
then they came for the vapes.
then they came for the vapes.
January 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
first they came for the immigrants and i said nothing.
then they came for the vapes.
then they came for the vapes.