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Dennis Chompers
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Chonky tonkin’
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He's like the guy from Operation come to life. next week gotta get the bread basket looked at
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Always come back to this observation from @adamserwer.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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No they aren't , lol
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Jacob Wohl is the guy of “I overheard people talking in a hipster coffee shop about how much they love Donald Trump” fame. He’s apparently now making six figures securing pardons for fraudsters.
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited https://theonion.com/parents-get-up-early-to-place-santa-droppings-around-li-1849919836/
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This is a real tweet.
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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so the thing is that the reactionary human centipede that is Trump II is going to spend 2027 and 2028 openly defying congress and current Democratic leadership is going to be absolutely useless outside specific oversight duties and controling the *constitutional* money spigot
Insh'allah, and maybe it'll help that '28 is a Presidential election year, but I'm so frustrated with thermostatic-y (and especially pendulum-y) movement when it comes to stuff like this.

I suppose if the Ds take the House in '26 and leadership makes a bad "more female prison guards" kinda deal...
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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CHOTINER: So you're delivering toys to *all* the good boys and girls?

SANTA: Yes, I check the list twice.

CHOTINER: The list...that you make yourself?
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Altman is bullshitting at Musk's level now.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO SPACE TO WORK FOR BILLIONAIRES. ALIEN IS NOT ASPIRATIONAL.
Altman is bullshitting at Musk's level now.
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Here's a particularly juicy nugget I found in my reporting . . .
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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So I have the cover story in next month's TNR.

I interviewed the heads of police groups; immigration defense attorneys, ex-judges and ex-prosecutors; former DOJ and DHS officials, and the former head of Border Patrol.

They're all horrified at what we've seen, and they all fear what's coming.
Trump’s Immigration Nightmare: It Is Happening Here
With astonishing speed, the administration has toppled the most cherished pillars of a free society. And the experts agree: It’s all going to get much, much worse.
newrepublic.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Seems somewhat relevant as the trump admin promises people thousands of dollars in a “stipend” to leave during the holiday season: This article ends with an account - one of so many - of a family of three following the rules and orders, and after informed that ICE officers present had “our orders”…
In a profile of Stephen Miller with @swin24.bsky.social, we reported he’s privately laughed off immigrant families’ “sob stories.”

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Speaking last night on Fox about the spiked CECOT story, Miller laughed about how ‘60 Minutes’ is “trying to tell sob stories."
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel: "I don't think children anywhere should be bombed or starved to death."

Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
Interesting drop down of news articles
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The federal government has replaced governance with the manufacture of sadistic content for a droopy boomer cable news addict and suburban dipshits who've been driven insane by their phones. Not what you want, but it is kind of funny that they're so bad at it. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/i...
We read thousands of internal ICE chats. They show how officials make raids go viral
Thousands of internal ICE messages show how its public affairs team has coordinated with the White House to satisfy Trump administration demands for viral arrest videos
www.washingtonpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Really awful things happening in higher education right now
Texas A&M University will not reinstate a lecturer who was fired after a video of her teaching about gender identity in a children’s literature class went viral, despite a faculty appeals panel unanimously concluding that her dismissal was not justified.
Texas A&M won’t reinstate fired lecturer despite findings
A vice chancellor upheld the firing of Melissa McCoul, seen in a viral video being confronted by a student on her gender identity teachings, saying the termination was done with “good cause.”
www.texastribune.org
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Ummmmmmmm
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Felt Beard Taped To Child’s Face Hanging On For Dear Life With Entire Christmas Pageant To Go
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Only another nation could make Global News sound like it was doing anything interesting, let alone controversial
Canada is treacherous - The Atlantic

"Global TV may have been merely careless in letting the segment out, but since they are Canadian, I would not rule out treachery, and an effort to make Americans and their media look silly, no matter their political views." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
What Bari Weiss Got Right
And what she got wrong
www.theatlantic.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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there were so many contenders for worst posts of this year, everyone lost their minds
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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This is such an insane proposal. Beyond obviously being a net negative for students capacity to learn, mental health, safety, etc, etc, AI companies are run by, and partnered with, people and organizations who want to destroy public schools and replace your union members with machines.
We know students, like the rest of the world, are using AI. Teachers need to be equipped to deal w/all the issues AI creates. Our approach starts with maximizing safety & privacy and empowering educators to make educational decisions, so AI tools can benefit not harm www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
AI has become the norm for students. Teachers are playing catch-up.
At a New York City training session, educators explored how artificial intelligence could support teaching while also discussing their concerns around the technology.
www.nbcnews.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM