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Detective Mike
@detectivemike.bsky.social
Twitch streamer, game dev hobbyist, pretend detective
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random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The PS2 truly had it all
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bam owl
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
jamming out to this tonight
VeggieTales: His Cheeseburger - Silly Song
YouTube video by VeggieTales Official
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November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
uh oh, I had a pop at 7:30 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Signed up for a Gekishin Squadra tournament. I look forward to bringing this energy to my team.
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
animal rights are just as important as human rights. factory farming is a blight and needs to be eradicated.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Most important feature in Gecko Gods!
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November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trying to manifest the full release of Gecko Gods by playing the demo! Come hang with me :)
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Hi, I’m Detective Mike! I investigate games to figure out their particular good (or bad) qualities. I’ve worked on video games both professionally and as a hobby, so I bring that perspective to my com...
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November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I can't believe I didn't know about the Gecko Gods demo for like 5 months now! I'm definitely streaming that next.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-...

I imagined trying to get through bug reports written by an LLM and immediately got an honest to god headache. What do you mean I can’t even go back to the person who wrote it and ask for more details because there isn’t one, but it can still make shit up?
Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027 | VGC
The publisher is researching “Game QA Automation Technology” with the University of Tokyo…
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November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What if we kissed in my Dragon Ball Gekishin Squadra stream? 😳😳

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November 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Wiggle Wiggle
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My bird Peggy somehow searched for this on my computer while I was up getting a drink. Does she have good taste?
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Real images of me in Chicago, 2025
October 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My soccer team has tied 50% of our games this season, lol
October 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Hi, I'm redneck factory working communist! I'm about as rough and crude as you can get.

I can tell you the real reason socialism hasn't taken hold is because of the hundred years of red scare and worker repression the US has waged upon us.
McCarthyism and Cointelpro just to name two big ones.
Shower thought: the real reason socialism doesn't take hold in the US is that most card-carrying socialists think working class laborers are too rough and crude to be a part of the conversation, let alone lead the movement.

Nobody wants to admit they're upper class workers 🫣 it's so gauche!
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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leftists want you to believe that everyone with a nazi tattoo is a nazi, but the truth is more complicated than that: everyone who doesn’t mind a nazi tattoo is also a nazi
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
oh, my political praxis? heh, I'll have you know I put pictures of people I disagree with face-up in my bird's cage so she poops on them 😏
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM