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my new pet peeve is establishments that serve food but don’t tell you the calorie count
January 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
2025 is for chaotic GOOD
December 30, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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I deserve it all…..
December 22, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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I’ve never understood eggnog.
December 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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World ending implications be damned, we need to teach cats to tell time
December 23, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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the weed beckons me like a mother to its child
December 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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lunch was too good (had leftovers)
December 18, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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My braid books are back open! I don’t cancel unless I’m sick enough to go to the hospital or someone dies, I don’t bully you, and we have snacks & wine! Babies welcome for new mothers & wfh friendly! Located in Metro Atlanta!💕book here👉🏾 tinyurl.com/ye28dc2x
December 18, 2024 at 9:46 PM
finally! Some hoes with charisma!
December 19, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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(saying grace at christmas dinner) a lovely cheese pizza, just for me
December 16, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
December 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
nice lil lazy but productive sunday reset 🥰
December 16, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible
December 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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weed really fixes something in my brain idk
December 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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i don't have an angel and devil on my shoulders, i have two hot dogs
December 14, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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showering while stoned is a top tier activity
December 14, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I’m gonna do more modeling in 2025 fuck it
December 14, 2024 at 5:12 AM
tequila soda with lime 🤝 me
December 8, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Free Trial - Gator Days
December 6, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Every so often I, a man who has never made pasta before, am like "I should get into ravioli"
December 6, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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i’m p for p pretty for pretty
December 6, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Please.
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Im cringe but I’m free ❤️
December 6, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I forgot how much i enjoy my own company
December 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM