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Montie
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they/them. west coast. chihuahua enthusiast. don’t much care for authoritarianism.
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good reminder to always keep candy and booze on me at all times.

“In 2023, a woman who went missing for five days in the Australian bushland was found alive after surviving for five days on lollipops and wine.”

www.cbsnews.com/news/cyclist...
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
www.cbsnews.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
she’s baAAAck
March 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
some fun trails and some super tough (and not so) fun trails. being able to do multiple mtb rides in one day is so goddamn awesome.
February 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
what $52 worth of sunscreen looks like, in a part of the world where it is a necessity. just a reminder that capitalism sucks.
February 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
epipremnum game is on point at Presta coffee #tucson
February 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
toolin’
February 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
royalty
February 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Reposted by Montie
For anyone unaware of the history:

In 1933 Nazis looted The Institute for Sexual Research, burning more than 20,000 books

www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
The Forgotten History of the World's First Trans Clinic
The Institute for Sexual Research in Berlin would be a century old if it hadn’t fallen victim to Nazi ideology
www.scientificamerican.com
February 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
you know whit it is
February 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
smooth seas don’t make skilled sailors #snowstorm #💩
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
evolutionarily, balls are the jar jar binks of gonads.
February 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i know this is small potatoes, but the bootlicking shitbags at google really got me out here using apple maps now. fuck’s sake. #gulfofamerica #google
February 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
friendly reminder that duckduckgo is for [non-fascist] lovers #google
February 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
my dog’s emotional state at the vet today reminded me of my emotional state at the EVERYWHERE
February 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
@margaret.bsky.social’s new book just came in the mail which makes my nerdy little gender-expansive heart very pitter pattery.
February 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
this is why i fault no-one for not voting democrat. we don’t have fascism bc people didn’t vote dem. if anything, we have fascism BECAUSE people spent decades voting blue-no-matter-who. republicans kicked down the door but democrats took bribes to look the other way while the screws got loosened.
Not that it matters but SpaceX fraudulently submitted faked and incomplete test results to TCEQ and EPA last year, which is a felony that they used to put people in prison for, and the EPA ignored it.
February 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
red until you’re bled, eh? #alaska
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Feb 6
The implications of federal job cuts would reverberate across Alaska, which is heavily dependent on federal spending.

Much of that goes to state and local governments, private contractors and nonprofits. Just the portion paid in wages to Alaska’s federal employees adds up to $1.4 billion a year.
Federal job cuts could have an enormous impact in Alaska
In a state where federal spending is “our No. 1 industry,” the threats of dismissal are demoralizing
alaskapublic.org
February 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
ok so i’m not into fascism but if you bought a Tesla after 2018 you should be legally required to wear a dunce cap while driving. and Cybertruck owners should have to wear a clown nose and at red lights they have to roll down their window cuz anyone nearby is allowed to honk it. #inouramerica #tesla
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the old ‘if we can’t deny it, erase it’ (or, in this case, ‘sharpie over it’) dictator strategy is old hat—Tr🖕mp’s pulling plays straight outta the Putin/Xi handbook. but hey, it’s working great for those countries! just ask Russia’s TOTALLY stable permafrost & China’s SUPER clean air. 🙄🤮 #noaa
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Feb 5
President Trump has nominated Neil Jacobs to head NOAA. Some former NOAA employees are concerned about Jacobs' scientific integrity after his prior involvement in "Sharpiegate."
Trump picks Neil Jacobs to head NOAA, a scientist with 'Sharpiegate' ties
President Trump has nominated Neil Jacobs to head NOAA. Some former NOAA employees are concerned about Jacobs' scientific integrity after his prior involvement in "Sharpiegate."
www.npr.org
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
wait for it…
February 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
@cantwell.senate.gov why did you vote to confirm Trump’s Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessent, who just gave Musk’s team access to a system that disburses trillions & holds tons of our sensitive personal data?
February 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Montie
"I have directed BC liquor sales to immediately stop buying American liquor from red states. Liquor store employees will be removing the most popular of these brands from government store shelves." -BC Premier David Eby
February 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Reposted by Montie
16 Democratic senators recently voted to confirm the Trump-appointed Treasury Secretary who just gave Musk’s team access to a Treasury payment system that disburses trillions and holds mass quantities of personal information. Food for thought. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
February 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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hi there! neighborhood chickenlittle here. there’s an administrative coup happening right now that is barely being reported on, and trade wars are set to start tomorrow that will absolutely impact the entire world economy.
February 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM