DirkRubermeyer (Now with Funky Mode)
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"I ordered a spell of sucking and fucking 3-6 business days ago, and so far I've just been FUCKED"
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February 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
"I ordered a spell of sucking and fucking 3-6 business days ago, and so far I've just been FUCKED"
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I've always wondered if those Etsy people really conduct the spells they sell.
Do they get backed up around Valentine's Day because they have too many Love cantrips on backorder?
Some guy checking his watch nervously, glaring at his mortal enemy, waiting for the Pants Shitting Spell to process
Do they get backed up around Valentine's Day because they have too many Love cantrips on backorder?
Some guy checking his watch nervously, glaring at his mortal enemy, waiting for the Pants Shitting Spell to process
February 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I've always wondered if those Etsy people really conduct the spells they sell.
Do they get backed up around Valentine's Day because they have too many Love cantrips on backorder?
Some guy checking his watch nervously, glaring at his mortal enemy, waiting for the Pants Shitting Spell to process
Do they get backed up around Valentine's Day because they have too many Love cantrips on backorder?
Some guy checking his watch nervously, glaring at his mortal enemy, waiting for the Pants Shitting Spell to process
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by the bane of my blade, a mighty spell is made and
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
by the bane of my blade, a mighty spell is made and
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain
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her: you better not be fucked up looking moai head from the god hand prototype build when i get there
me:
me:
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
her: you better not be fucked up looking moai head from the god hand prototype build when i get there
me:
me:
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Of course I would wish that on my greatest enemy. That guy sucks shit.
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Of course I would wish that on my greatest enemy. That guy sucks shit.
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"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"let people enjoy things"
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Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
I'm angry.
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
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Stop using twitter
X’s deepfake machine is infuriating policymakers around the globe
X’s deepfake machine is infuriating policymakers around the globe
It’s an early test of how the Take It Down Act could be enforced.
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January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Stop using twitter
When I die, I hope they turn me into a bench and then turn that bench into a Pokéstop so I'll be immortal and give people gifts, just like Santa Claus
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When I die, I hope they turn me into a bench and then turn that bench into a Pokéstop so I'll be immortal and give people gifts, just like Santa Claus
It does get a Certified Hell Yeah from me, in case you were curious, big dawg.
This is bound to get a Certified Hell Yeah from me, big dawg
Say hello 👋 to Lumines Arise, a mind-blowing, fiendishly addictive evolution of the puzzle classic Lumines from the creators of Tetris Effect: Connected.
Coming to #PlayStation5 and #Steam in Fall 2025.
🔎 Details: lumines.game
📺 4K Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=XHUWdasJYrw
Coming to #PlayStation5 and #Steam in Fall 2025.
🔎 Details: lumines.game
📺 4K Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=XHUWdasJYrw
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It does get a Certified Hell Yeah from me, in case you were curious, big dawg.
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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
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This is up there
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is up there
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DON'T FORGET!
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
DON'T FORGET!
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every day one of the 4 websites that exists sneaks in some annoying bullshit into your settings that you have to turn off if you don't want everything to suddenly become a little bit worse
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
every day one of the 4 websites that exists sneaks in some annoying bullshit into your settings that you have to turn off if you don't want everything to suddenly become a little bit worse
This is this closest I've ever come to the Gift of Prophecy
Sending Elon Musk multiple photos of the Toas of Mata Nui shaking hands with Master Chief so he can finally understand what REAL strength looks like
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is this closest I've ever come to the Gift of Prophecy
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick