Sam
@dirtyspacenews.bsky.social
Designer, nerd, monster, two-way player, salacious space enthusiast. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him
https://beacons.ai/dirtyspacenews
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“and right over here we have my nobel peace prize, one of my most prized poss—no, yeah, that’s not my name. they gave it to someone else, but it’s basically mine now. right, after i kidnapped her president.”
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
“and right over here we have my nobel peace prize, one of my most prized poss—no, yeah, that’s not my name. they gave it to someone else, but it’s basically mine now. right, after i kidnapped her president.”
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FEELIN' PRETTY NOW OR NEVER TO ME
January 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
FEELIN' PRETTY NOW OR NEVER TO ME
Slightly diminish a band:
3 Non Blondes and 1 Blonde Who’s Trying Not to Bring Too Much Attention to It
3 Non Blondes and 1 Blonde Who’s Trying Not to Bring Too Much Attention to It
Slightly diminish a band:
Thompson Siblings
Thompson Siblings
Slightly diminish a band:
Half & Half
Half & Half
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
3 Non Blondes and 1 Blonde Who’s Trying Not to Bring Too Much Attention to It
3 Non Blondes and 1 Blonde Who’s Trying Not to Bring Too Much Attention to It
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Dry January? With this administration??
January 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Dry January? With this administration??
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my official erotic gay sports media creator opinion: the gay hockey show doesn’t have enough hockey in it
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
my official erotic gay sports media creator opinion: the gay hockey show doesn’t have enough hockey in it
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake! It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford? The Whale? They only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake! It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford? The Whale? They only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
Had the passing thought that I haven’t heard too much about Elon Musk in a while, which is great, but I’d prefer if he was, like, _gone_ gone, y’know?
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Had the passing thought that I haven’t heard too much about Elon Musk in a while, which is great, but I’d prefer if he was, like, _gone_ gone, y’know?
I think of Duane every year.
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I think of Duane every year.
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KILLER 7
CAPCOM PROD STUDIO 4/ GRASSHOPPER MANUFACTURE INC 2005
PLAYSTATION 2
CAPCOM PROD STUDIO 4/ GRASSHOPPER MANUFACTURE INC 2005
PLAYSTATION 2
June 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
KILLER 7
CAPCOM PROD STUDIO 4/ GRASSHOPPER MANUFACTURE INC 2005
PLAYSTATION 2
CAPCOM PROD STUDIO 4/ GRASSHOPPER MANUFACTURE INC 2005
PLAYSTATION 2
I resent headlines that try to explain something that should be evident on its face.
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I resent headlines that try to explain something that should be evident on its face.
I don’t normally do this, but Yankees fans have had such a huge up their ass about the Mets this postseason, for some reason, so… Congrats on those two extra weeks of baseball you got to play. Be sure to add that “ALDS 2025 Participant” banner to the rafters first thing next year.
October 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I don’t normally do this, but Yankees fans have had such a huge up their ass about the Mets this postseason, for some reason, so… Congrats on those two extra weeks of baseball you got to play. Be sure to add that “ALDS 2025 Participant” banner to the rafters first thing next year.
We did a Harvest Moon hike tonight at a local apple orchard. It was lovely and romantic. 🥰
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We did a Harvest Moon hike tonight at a local apple orchard. It was lovely and romantic. 🥰
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I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now
October 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now
How is Tutu Atwell’s number NOT twenty-two? Like, how is that number not just ceded to him on any team he lands on?
Game Recap: Matthew Stafford's late 88-yard touchdown pass to Tutu Atwell, Kam Curl's second interception seal thrilling 27-20 Rams comeback win over Colts www.therams.com/news/game-re...
Game Recap: Matthew Stafford's late 88-yard touchdown pass to Tutu Atwell, Kam Curl's second interception seal thrilling 27-20 Rams comeback win over Colts
Rams overcome sluggish third quarter with timely playmaking in the fourth in Week 4 win over Colts at SoFi Stadium.
www.therams.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
How is Tutu Atwell’s number NOT twenty-two? Like, how is that number not just ceded to him on any team he lands on?
To paraphrase an op-ed written about Antonin Scalia — I grieve alongside his loved ones, but I can’t find anything nice to say about someone who influenced others with hate and bad faith. Good riddance.
September 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
To paraphrase an op-ed written about Antonin Scalia — I grieve alongside his loved ones, but I can’t find anything nice to say about someone who influenced others with hate and bad faith. Good riddance.
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
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baby's second pixel art
September 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
baby's second pixel art
I'd be more excited for all these plans to out-bully the president through our own gerrymandering, if it didn't disenfranchise so many fucking people.
August 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I'd be more excited for all these plans to out-bully the president through our own gerrymandering, if it didn't disenfranchise so many fucking people.
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strongest cravings
- pimiento-stuffed green olives
- replaying PS1 classics (metal gear solid, parasite eve)
- making out with low hangers
- cold, tall glass of OJ
- early 00s emo/punk albums
- big crisp dill pickle slice
- pimiento-stuffed green olives
- replaying PS1 classics (metal gear solid, parasite eve)
- making out with low hangers
- cold, tall glass of OJ
- early 00s emo/punk albums
- big crisp dill pickle slice
August 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
strongest cravings
- pimiento-stuffed green olives
- replaying PS1 classics (metal gear solid, parasite eve)
- making out with low hangers
- cold, tall glass of OJ
- early 00s emo/punk albums
- big crisp dill pickle slice
- pimiento-stuffed green olives
- replaying PS1 classics (metal gear solid, parasite eve)
- making out with low hangers
- cold, tall glass of OJ
- early 00s emo/punk albums
- big crisp dill pickle slice
Love this wonderfully definitely not at all apropos joke from Mic the Snare
[vo]: "So to do this, I had to go to the greatest city in the United States."
[ cut to supertitle: TORONTO, CANADA ]
youtu.be/fC3HpBPlr0c?...
[vo]: "So to do this, I had to go to the greatest city in the United States."
[ cut to supertitle: TORONTO, CANADA ]
youtu.be/fC3HpBPlr0c?...
The Weirdest Instrument I've Ever Played
YouTube video by Mic The Snare
youtu.be
August 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Love this wonderfully definitely not at all apropos joke from Mic the Snare
[vo]: "So to do this, I had to go to the greatest city in the United States."
[ cut to supertitle: TORONTO, CANADA ]
youtu.be/fC3HpBPlr0c?...
[vo]: "So to do this, I had to go to the greatest city in the United States."
[ cut to supertitle: TORONTO, CANADA ]
youtu.be/fC3HpBPlr0c?...
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
July 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
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The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑
July 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑
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next time you're in a national park, take some photos of the signage and upload it to help these archivists www.404media.co/save-our-sig...
'Save Our Signs' Wants to Save the Real History of National Parks Before Trump Erases It
Trump wants to erase any "negative" content from educational sites at National Parks. A group of data preservationists asks visitors to help them document placards and monuments, before they disappear...
www.404media.co
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
next time you're in a national park, take some photos of the signage and upload it to help these archivists www.404media.co/save-our-sig...
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Just something grandpa used to say
June 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Just something grandpa used to say