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Have a precious little New Year! ⭐️
January 1, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Have a precious little New Year! ⭐️
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We plagiarized your plagiarism so we could put plagiarism in your plagiarism.
December 9, 2023 at 7:14 PM
We plagiarized your plagiarism so we could put plagiarism in your plagiarism.
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Me: I’ll have a lemonade
Panera Cashier: *puts two cups on counter* One of these lemonades contains iocane powder
Panera Cashier: *puts two cups on counter* One of these lemonades contains iocane powder
December 8, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Me: I’ll have a lemonade
Panera Cashier: *puts two cups on counter* One of these lemonades contains iocane powder
Panera Cashier: *puts two cups on counter* One of these lemonades contains iocane powder
i dont even remember the last time i felt fly like a g6
December 3, 2023 at 9:33 PM
i dont even remember the last time i felt fly like a g6
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Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?
November 30, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?
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Vascular neurologists trying to find work:
November 28, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Vascular neurologists trying to find work:
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when will the oppression of men-who-order-dirty-shirleys end
October 21, 2023 at 11:46 PM
when will the oppression of men-who-order-dirty-shirleys end
my biggest pet peeve is straight men who compliment me. go compliment your girlfriend hetero
October 21, 2023 at 2:36 AM
my biggest pet peeve is straight men who compliment me. go compliment your girlfriend hetero
the problem with the child-proofing on edibles is that theres a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest children and the dumbest stoners
October 1, 2023 at 3:35 AM
the problem with the child-proofing on edibles is that theres a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest children and the dumbest stoners
my mom got me a novelty shirt subscription box for my birthday (no idea) and the second shirt they sent is like, single-handedly the worst thing i've ever seen a company do
September 20, 2023 at 10:10 PM
my mom got me a novelty shirt subscription box for my birthday (no idea) and the second shirt they sent is like, single-handedly the worst thing i've ever seen a company do
the best gender ratio for a party might actually be 8 women and 2 gay men
September 17, 2023 at 12:10 AM
the best gender ratio for a party might actually be 8 women and 2 gay men
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it's less surprising when you include the fact it's a murder-clown-horror-circus
the fact that i am the only one at my work who passed the Big Top on the way in, screamed CIRCUS IS IN TOWN, and immediately got tickets is unfathomable to me.
August 25, 2023 at 6:00 AM
it's less surprising when you include the fact it's a murder-clown-horror-circus
and i felt god in this "4th rewatch of jennifer's body" tonight
August 19, 2023 at 7:59 AM
and i felt god in this "4th rewatch of jennifer's body" tonight
nothing has ever so viscerally confirmed a bias for me as much as learning the inventor of chiropractic medicine was a canadian beekeeper who learned it from a ghost
August 18, 2023 at 6:58 AM
nothing has ever so viscerally confirmed a bias for me as much as learning the inventor of chiropractic medicine was a canadian beekeeper who learned it from a ghost
falling in public is the funniest a man can be without taking his clothes off
August 18, 2023 at 5:00 AM
falling in public is the funniest a man can be without taking his clothes off