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certified freaker
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22 aspiring developer
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the most notable part about elon musks deranged appearence at CPAC was that even in front of sociopathic supporting crowd his “i am become meme” joke only got tepid, forced laughter. he can’t even come off as funny in front of those support him the most
February 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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sometimes it feels like “everything comes back to class and money rules all” is a cliche and too simple but it’s actually fucking insane that the NFL aired an ad for kanye west to sell his swastika shirt. like come on. is it just that no one takes anything that happens on twitter seriously?
February 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Again, the only reason the left was saying "Bush was worse" was because liberals kept insisting that Trump was a weird one-off aberration from the "normal" Republican party. The POINT was that he was no such thing, that this has been Republicans' goal since Reagan, Trump is part of a clear continuum
10 minutes after my post directed at him. well i tried. it seems liberals aren’t able to be introspective. it was the left that warned since 2015 that we’d be where we are now if the party embraced a figure like biden
February 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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"the republicans are ignoring the law" yeah that's cuz it works dawg get with the program some of us figured this out a long time ago. i'm writing this post while doing 95 down the 5
February 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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*phone starts blowing up during a meeting*

Oh, I'm so sorry, let me silence this. Dangit! No, not vibrate! Okay, there we go. I'm sorry, I just got a bunch of notifications that my son has a boner.
January 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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catturd is a miracle of science
January 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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it’s now “woke” to call a nazi a nazi. what are we as a society even doing anymore
January 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The thing is that the news has to do the same thing with Elon that it does with Trump where you have to constantly go “well what I THINK he meant was…” because if you just look at what is actually done without editorializing it makes you feel really gross if you’re not upset by it
January 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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What if the new Mafia has a "YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF" Easter egg
December 13, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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actually insane how differently the pardon would be covered if trump pardoned one of his children
December 2, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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Oh look! It’s a gallery of things I must now order online because it takes 20 minutes to find the Keeper of the Deodorant Key
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
November 30, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Experimenting with myself and trying to better anatomy
December 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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this place is cool and all but it doesn't have accounts that let me know when the pyramids become activated so idk if i'm ready to post here consistently
October 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Sanananananana
August 29, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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some personal disco elysium skills
August 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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August 6, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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transgender drake be like i need a one pronoun
February 8, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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July 28, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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October 21, 2023 at 5:05 PM
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How do I start writing yaoi? Any protips?
October 16, 2023 at 5:20 PM
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They should let you order head on doordash.
October 11, 2023 at 5:49 PM