Amy Matheson 🌸
@distantamywarning.bsky.social
failgirl extraordinaire, occasional bass player, cat mommy, one of those sonic fans
she/her, dc area, unfathomably old (32)
🏳️⚧️4/8/24🏳️⚧️
she/her, dc area, unfathomably old (32)
🏳️⚧️4/8/24🏳️⚧️
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💖✨manifesting✨💖
dear god, please, let amy madigan actually win the oscar.
a woman is standing at a podium with her fist in the air while giving a speech .
ALT: a woman is standing at a podium with her fist in the air while giving a speech .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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the feminine urge to shout “tommy barbarella” and summon a sick keyboard solo
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
the feminine urge to shout “tommy barbarella” and summon a sick keyboard solo
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when you get microsoft flight simulator
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
when you get microsoft flight simulator
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is nyquil just storebought lean
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
is nyquil just storebought lean
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don we now our gay luigi
December 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
don we now our gay luigi
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
PRESENT...TIME!
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it's really funny to sort the One Battle After Another letterboxd reviews by lowest rating first & see countless people who don't seem to be aware that Junglepussy is real
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
it's really funny to sort the One Battle After Another letterboxd reviews by lowest rating first & see countless people who don't seem to be aware that Junglepussy is real
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Nothing says 'tis the Season like social media users quote dunking on pleas for people to seek help during an emotionally brutal season.
Heads up: detached irony is out. Being snarky to strangers doesn't make you look cool; It makes you look like just another asshole and we are full up on those.
Heads up: detached irony is out. Being snarky to strangers doesn't make you look cool; It makes you look like just another asshole and we are full up on those.
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nothing says 'tis the Season like social media users quote dunking on pleas for people to seek help during an emotionally brutal season.
Heads up: detached irony is out. Being snarky to strangers doesn't make you look cool; It makes you look like just another asshole and we are full up on those.
Heads up: detached irony is out. Being snarky to strangers doesn't make you look cool; It makes you look like just another asshole and we are full up on those.
is it normal for hrt to have absolutely no effects after two years? asking for a friend
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
is it normal for hrt to have absolutely no effects after two years? asking for a friend
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Sometimes I forget how much of leftism is just secularized Christianity (jk I never forget it)
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sometimes I forget how much of leftism is just secularized Christianity (jk I never forget it)
it was that kinda year
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
it was that kinda year
kiss my whole and entire ass
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
kiss my whole and entire ass
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the two best difficulty systems in gaming history were in RE4 and L4D, and somehow we haven’t learned anything in the almost 20 years since
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
the two best difficulty systems in gaming history were in RE4 and L4D, and somehow we haven’t learned anything in the almost 20 years since
i’ve had enough of this lady
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i’ve had enough of this lady
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel