Divine Hag of the Ashes
@divinehagofashes.bsky.social
Books, cats, dogs, glitter, color, gutter jokes. Oh and SO MANY PLANTS
Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
Bring back Dumb TVs and Cars 😤
Pinned
Hahahahahaha yesssssssss. Definitely needs to be blocked but I had to test drive it. Simba is obviously so done with my shit but also completely accepted his fate 😂😂😂 highly recommend crocheting your cat a babushka.
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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Merry #Crustmas to all who celebrate! Hoping you are firmly attached to people you love, are able to scoop up large amounts of food, and can hide in an impervious shell when the social situation requires it ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Merry #Crustmas to all who celebrate! Hoping you are firmly attached to people you love, are able to scoop up large amounts of food, and can hide in an impervious shell when the social situation requires it ❤️
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Merry Christmas! 🎄✨
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December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Merry Christmas! 🎄✨
🔭🧪🐡🎨
🔭🧪🐡🎨
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The most “festive season” lichen photo I have.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays +++ from snowy Newfoundland, Canada!
#lichen #fungi #fungifriends
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays +++ from snowy Newfoundland, Canada!
#lichen #fungi #fungifriends
December 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The most “festive season” lichen photo I have.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays +++ from snowy Newfoundland, Canada!
#lichen #fungi #fungifriends
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays +++ from snowy Newfoundland, Canada!
#lichen #fungi #fungifriends
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December 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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To those who celebrate, Merry Christmas! Happy holidays to everyone. Sharing my newest favorite parrot mushroom photo today
📷 Canon R5 Mk II
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/4, 1/5, ISO 400
Stack of 33 images
11/22/25
Olympia area, Washington
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
📷 Canon R5 Mk II
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/4, 1/5, ISO 400
Stack of 33 images
11/22/25
Olympia area, Washington
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
To those who celebrate, Merry Christmas! Happy holidays to everyone. Sharing my newest favorite parrot mushroom photo today
📷 Canon R5 Mk II
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/4, 1/5, ISO 400
Stack of 33 images
11/22/25
Olympia area, Washington
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
📷 Canon R5 Mk II
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/4, 1/5, ISO 400
Stack of 33 images
11/22/25
Olympia area, Washington
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
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I did a more Christmasy Christmas Tree Cluster. Sulfur-II + Hydrogen alpha = reddish orange (changed to red). Changed the oxygen-III (blue), rendering green for a holiday version. 🎄
#astrophotography #astronomy #nature #longexposure #christmastree #starcluster #christmas #eastcoastkin #photography
#astrophotography #astronomy #nature #longexposure #christmastree #starcluster #christmas #eastcoastkin #photography
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I did a more Christmasy Christmas Tree Cluster. Sulfur-II + Hydrogen alpha = reddish orange (changed to red). Changed the oxygen-III (blue), rendering green for a holiday version. 🎄
#astrophotography #astronomy #nature #longexposure #christmastree #starcluster #christmas #eastcoastkin #photography
#astrophotography #astronomy #nature #longexposure #christmastree #starcluster #christmas #eastcoastkin #photography
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AstroBin's Image of the Day: "NGC 2170 - The Angel Nebula - LRGB - 2025" by Chris Fellows
www.astrobin.com/1wwytk/
#astrophotography
www.astrobin.com/1wwytk/
#astrophotography
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
AstroBin's Image of the Day: "NGC 2170 - The Angel Nebula - LRGB - 2025" by Chris Fellows
www.astrobin.com/1wwytk/
#astrophotography
www.astrobin.com/1wwytk/
#astrophotography
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the full name was "crystallized cottonseed oil" but now it's just called crisco because it's shortening
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the full name was "crystallized cottonseed oil" but now it's just called crisco because it's shortening
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"Santa WAS HERE?!?!"
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Santa WAS HERE?!?!"
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The incredible and fascinating Highlands of Iceland. Merry Christmas to everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The incredible and fascinating Highlands of Iceland. Merry Christmas to everyone!
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Peace and best wishes to all who visit here.
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Peace and best wishes to all who visit here.
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December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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This is NGC 2264, also called the "Christmas Tree Cluster." It's a cluster of young stars about 2,500 light years away.
They were 'born' during the Pliocene Epoch (2-5 MYA), about the same time as early hominids like Ardipithecus or Homo habilis, so they're barely older than humanity.
🎄💫🔭
They were 'born' during the Pliocene Epoch (2-5 MYA), about the same time as early hominids like Ardipithecus or Homo habilis, so they're barely older than humanity.
🎄💫🔭
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is NGC 2264, also called the "Christmas Tree Cluster." It's a cluster of young stars about 2,500 light years away.
They were 'born' during the Pliocene Epoch (2-5 MYA), about the same time as early hominids like Ardipithecus or Homo habilis, so they're barely older than humanity.
🎄💫🔭
They were 'born' during the Pliocene Epoch (2-5 MYA), about the same time as early hominids like Ardipithecus or Homo habilis, so they're barely older than humanity.
🎄💫🔭
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Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
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Read this. Merry Christmas indeed
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Read this. Merry Christmas indeed
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the age of men is over. the time of the peanut butter jelly has come
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the age of men is over. the time of the peanut butter jelly has come
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually found himself on a planet called Third Earth, where he had a long-running quarrel with a group of anthropomorphic cats
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!
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If it's still there tomorrow, first four people to go and photograph it and post here get a free copy of one of my books. Isn't that how you promote your brand? You find some half-eaten thing and then your offer revolves around that?
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If it's still there tomorrow, first four people to go and photograph it and post here get a free copy of one of my books. Isn't that how you promote your brand? You find some half-eaten thing and then your offer revolves around that?
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Saturn's tiny icy moon Mimas hangs in space against a backdrop of the giant planet itself.
The rings cross the bottom of the view, and cast their shadows onto the planet beyond.
NASA Photojournal PIA06142, taken by the Cassini spacecraft on 7 November 2004 some 3.7 million km from Saturn.
The rings cross the bottom of the view, and cast their shadows onto the planet beyond.
NASA Photojournal PIA06142, taken by the Cassini spacecraft on 7 November 2004 some 3.7 million km from Saturn.
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Saturn's tiny icy moon Mimas hangs in space against a backdrop of the giant planet itself.
The rings cross the bottom of the view, and cast their shadows onto the planet beyond.
NASA Photojournal PIA06142, taken by the Cassini spacecraft on 7 November 2004 some 3.7 million km from Saturn.
The rings cross the bottom of the view, and cast their shadows onto the planet beyond.
NASA Photojournal PIA06142, taken by the Cassini spacecraft on 7 November 2004 some 3.7 million km from Saturn.
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Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
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