Aaron Anderson
@djaaronanderson.bsky.social
If anybody asks, shift manager at a fruit stand.
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
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2025 feels like that late-stage game of monopoly where you just go round and round paying rent and utilities forever and nobody knows what the rules are anymore and everyone’s just waiting for it all to end except the one player who cheated and has all the money
October 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
2025 feels like that late-stage game of monopoly where you just go round and round paying rent and utilities forever and nobody knows what the rules are anymore and everyone’s just waiting for it all to end except the one player who cheated and has all the money
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September 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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RECAP OF THIS WEEK:
1. Trump said Epstein “stole” 14-year-old Virginia Guiffre from him.
2. Trump gave convicted child trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell immunity and moved her to a luxury prison.
3. Major news outlets confirm the FBI employed 1,000 agents to scour 100,000 documents to redact Trump.
1. Trump said Epstein “stole” 14-year-old Virginia Guiffre from him.
2. Trump gave convicted child trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell immunity and moved her to a luxury prison.
3. Major news outlets confirm the FBI employed 1,000 agents to scour 100,000 documents to redact Trump.
August 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
RECAP OF THIS WEEK:
1. Trump said Epstein “stole” 14-year-old Virginia Guiffre from him.
2. Trump gave convicted child trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell immunity and moved her to a luxury prison.
3. Major news outlets confirm the FBI employed 1,000 agents to scour 100,000 documents to redact Trump.
1. Trump said Epstein “stole” 14-year-old Virginia Guiffre from him.
2. Trump gave convicted child trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell immunity and moved her to a luxury prison.
3. Major news outlets confirm the FBI employed 1,000 agents to scour 100,000 documents to redact Trump.
Yeah but Kamala had a weird laugh.
July 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yeah but Kamala had a weird laugh.
Probably lots of ketchup on the walls of the West Wing today.
May 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Probably lots of ketchup on the walls of the West Wing today.
Can I just sleep until it’s time to put me in a home?
May 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can I just sleep until it’s time to put me in a home?
People on the spectrum almost certainly helped write the software with which we watched Pet Sematary JFK spew his insulting ableist nonsense. Some of history’s most notorious geniuses were almost certainly on the spectrum. They’re just resentful because Turing won WWII.
April 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
People on the spectrum almost certainly helped write the software with which we watched Pet Sematary JFK spew his insulting ableist nonsense. Some of history’s most notorious geniuses were almost certainly on the spectrum. They’re just resentful because Turing won WWII.
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🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.
He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords
Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords
Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
April 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.
He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords
Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords
Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
Watching West Wing, we independently reached the conclusion that the score for a reboot would be the Benny Hill theme song
March 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Watching West Wing, we independently reached the conclusion that the score for a reboot would be the Benny Hill theme song
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This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
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MY DOG'S VET: who's a good boy? who's the handsomest boy? do you want a cookie? does the handsome good boy want a cookie? does the handsomest best boy ever want a cookie?
MY DOCTOR: you look fatter and paler than I remember, sit down
MY DOCTOR: you look fatter and paler than I remember, sit down
March 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
MY DOG'S VET: who's a good boy? who's the handsomest boy? do you want a cookie? does the handsome good boy want a cookie? does the handsomest best boy ever want a cookie?
MY DOCTOR: you look fatter and paler than I remember, sit down
MY DOCTOR: you look fatter and paler than I remember, sit down
Well at least a few years from now I won’t have to hear anybody preface a sentence with “we’re the richest country in the world” anymore
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Well at least a few years from now I won’t have to hear anybody preface a sentence with “we’re the richest country in the world” anymore
“Quick, find a nonwhite to blame!” apple.news/A1ECs1FwzQOa...
Arizona plane crash: NTSB investigating after jets collide on airport runway — USA TODAY
A private jet owned by Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil crashed into another plane in Arizona, killing one person and injuring others.
apple.news
February 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Quick, find a nonwhite to blame!” apple.news/A1ECs1FwzQOa...
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Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.
February 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.
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me: why does this laptop have a 4-digit number stuck to the front bezel?
windows: please enter login pin
me: oh
windows: please enter login pin
me: oh
February 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
me: why does this laptop have a 4-digit number stuck to the front bezel?
windows: please enter login pin
me: oh
windows: please enter login pin
me: oh
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2025 feels like a struggling tv show grasping for ratings, like it’s just inciting incident after inciting incident after inciting incident and a new poorly written cartoonish villain that nobody asked for and every week they somehow find a more ridiculous shark to jump
February 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
2025 feels like a struggling tv show grasping for ratings, like it’s just inciting incident after inciting incident after inciting incident and a new poorly written cartoonish villain that nobody asked for and every week they somehow find a more ridiculous shark to jump
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I’m not at all surprised. 💙
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m not at all surprised. 💙
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