DJ Tfo
@djtfo.bsky.social
Someday I will come out with a better profile. Til then, I’m the guy in front of Delicate Arch.
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This is a real tweet posted by the official White House government account. Yes, really.
March 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is a real tweet posted by the official White House government account. Yes, really.
Why am I on BSKY?
Because sometimes you hear a woodpecker, or see a quail, and you need to tell someone and your kids are tired of hearing it.
Because sometimes you hear a woodpecker, or see a quail, and you need to tell someone and your kids are tired of hearing it.
March 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Why am I on BSKY?
Because sometimes you hear a woodpecker, or see a quail, and you need to tell someone and your kids are tired of hearing it.
Because sometimes you hear a woodpecker, or see a quail, and you need to tell someone and your kids are tired of hearing it.
I just dreamed that my mom called me at 4:00 just to talk. Mom died four years ago last week, so that is definitely a call you take.
March 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I just dreamed that my mom called me at 4:00 just to talk. Mom died four years ago last week, so that is definitely a call you take.
I’m making a list of things that crypto is good for.
Buying drugs
Buying guns
Buying teenage sex slaves
Money laundering
Rug pulling from people dumber than you
Did I miss anything
(Oh, I forgot using tons of electricity)
Buying drugs
Buying guns
Buying teenage sex slaves
Money laundering
Rug pulling from people dumber than you
Did I miss anything
(Oh, I forgot using tons of electricity)
March 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m making a list of things that crypto is good for.
Buying drugs
Buying guns
Buying teenage sex slaves
Money laundering
Rug pulling from people dumber than you
Did I miss anything
(Oh, I forgot using tons of electricity)
Buying drugs
Buying guns
Buying teenage sex slaves
Money laundering
Rug pulling from people dumber than you
Did I miss anything
(Oh, I forgot using tons of electricity)
So do all the pedos just show up at the pedo conference every year and get assigned either pastor or politician? Is it a lottery?
Follow up question. Now that the pedo conference isn’t on Epstein’s island, did it move to Mar a Lago?
Follow up question. Now that the pedo conference isn’t on Epstein’s island, did it move to Mar a Lago?
March 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
So do all the pedos just show up at the pedo conference every year and get assigned either pastor or politician? Is it a lottery?
Follow up question. Now that the pedo conference isn’t on Epstein’s island, did it move to Mar a Lago?
Follow up question. Now that the pedo conference isn’t on Epstein’s island, did it move to Mar a Lago?
Tamponade refers to a medical condition where fluid accumulates in a closed space, putting pressure on surrounding tissues or organs.
Tapenade is a seasoned spread made chiefly with mashed black olives, capers, and anchovies
Do NOT confuse these.
Tapenade is a seasoned spread made chiefly with mashed black olives, capers, and anchovies
Do NOT confuse these.
March 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Tamponade refers to a medical condition where fluid accumulates in a closed space, putting pressure on surrounding tissues or organs.
Tapenade is a seasoned spread made chiefly with mashed black olives, capers, and anchovies
Do NOT confuse these.
Tapenade is a seasoned spread made chiefly with mashed black olives, capers, and anchovies
Do NOT confuse these.
Just a quick reminder. This is where we were 35 years ago.
youtu.be/mmo3HFa2vjg
youtu.be/mmo3HFa2vjg
Public Enemy - Fight The Power (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO
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February 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just a quick reminder. This is where we were 35 years ago.
youtu.be/mmo3HFa2vjg
youtu.be/mmo3HFa2vjg
Everyone says they wish they could punch a Nazi, but when one shows up at work, they just hand him the keys to the computer room.
February 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Everyone says they wish they could punch a Nazi, but when one shows up at work, they just hand him the keys to the computer room.
The world is a burning hellscape, so I’m gonna turn on YouTube and watch Big Bad Voodoo Daddies for a while.
January 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The world is a burning hellscape, so I’m gonna turn on YouTube and watch Big Bad Voodoo Daddies for a while.
This may be the best music video of all time.
Take a break from your regularly scheduled doomscrolling and marvel at this clip. A jawdropping feat of editing by Questlove - incredible!
Ladies & Gentlemen...50 Years of SNL Music | Official Preview | Peacock Original - SNL Fanatic
YouTube video by SNL Fanatic
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January 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This may be the best music video of all time.
Who was the best actor on “Scrubs “?
Colin Hay.
No contest.
Colin Hay.
No contest.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Who was the best actor on “Scrubs “?
Colin Hay.
No contest.
Colin Hay.
No contest.
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BREAKING: After pastor calls Trump out in church, Trump signs executive order legalizing crucifixions.
Says “God told him to” and “ if it’s good enough for Jesus…”
Says “God told him to” and “ if it’s good enough for Jesus…”
January 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
BREAKING: After pastor calls Trump out in church, Trump signs executive order legalizing crucifixions.
Says “God told him to” and “ if it’s good enough for Jesus…”
Says “God told him to” and “ if it’s good enough for Jesus…”
Do I need to say any more ?
January 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Do I need to say any more ?
After Elmo did a Nazi salute on stage, (twice), why are you still driving a Tesla?
January 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
After Elmo did a Nazi salute on stage, (twice), why are you still driving a Tesla?
Y’all, I fixed my furnace last night when it was 21 degrees outside. And it cost me zero dollars. Please clap.
January 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Y’all, I fixed my furnace last night when it was 21 degrees outside. And it cost me zero dollars. Please clap.
Tim Walz son was shamed for being weird and autistic when he cried at his dad’s nomination. Elon is defended for being a Nazi because he’s autistic.
January 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Tim Walz son was shamed for being weird and autistic when he cried at his dad’s nomination. Elon is defended for being a Nazi because he’s autistic.
Trump tried to sell you gold sneakers made in China, and a bible with fake leather covers made in china. Why is he selling $Trump coins now?
Cuz Putin doesn’t want to carry the inventory.
Cuz Putin doesn’t want to carry the inventory.
January 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Trump tried to sell you gold sneakers made in China, and a bible with fake leather covers made in china. Why is he selling $Trump coins now?
Cuz Putin doesn’t want to carry the inventory.
Cuz Putin doesn’t want to carry the inventory.
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Donald Trump just pardoned this guy. Are we gonna get another statement from the ADL tonight?
January 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Donald Trump just pardoned this guy. Are we gonna get another statement from the ADL tonight?
It wasn’t a Nazi salute. He was just Sieg-ceited.
January 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It wasn’t a Nazi salute. He was just Sieg-ceited.
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“An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that underpins Bluesky”
It would be an alternative to Instagram
It would be an alternative to Instagram
Exclusive: Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta's social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a
techcrunch.com
January 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that underpins Bluesky”
It would be an alternative to Instagram
It would be an alternative to Instagram
I've reached the point in my life where every day I try to decide whether to grow my beard longer, or trim it, or just shave the damn thing off.
But my girl has never seen me without a beard and I'm afraid she would leave me if I shaved it.
So I guess it's just a question of length now.
But my girl has never seen me without a beard and I'm afraid she would leave me if I shaved it.
So I guess it's just a question of length now.
January 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've reached the point in my life where every day I try to decide whether to grow my beard longer, or trim it, or just shave the damn thing off.
But my girl has never seen me without a beard and I'm afraid she would leave me if I shaved it.
So I guess it's just a question of length now.
But my girl has never seen me without a beard and I'm afraid she would leave me if I shaved it.
So I guess it's just a question of length now.
Biden negotiated a cease fire deal in Gaza and I went to make a joke about how Trump would take credit for it. But I was too slow. He already took credit for it.
January 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Biden negotiated a cease fire deal in Gaza and I went to make a joke about how Trump would take credit for it. But I was too slow. He already took credit for it.
Folks. The phrase “In light of”, and “In lieu of” mean different things. Please google that before you post.
January 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Folks. The phrase “In light of”, and “In lieu of” mean different things. Please google that before you post.
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I used to think this was an expression of concern, not a promise.
January 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I used to think this was an expression of concern, not a promise.