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Hot sales rep is here an every time I forgot /just/ how much I wanna choke on it
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hot sales rep is here an every time I forgot /just/ how much I wanna choke on it
My evening is RUINED (didn’t get chocolate on the way home)
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My evening is RUINED (didn’t get chocolate on the way home)
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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Kinda wanna preorder Saros bc I want Rahul Kohli to split me in two but also I didn’t really get on with Returnal and it’s giving similar vibes so idk
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Kinda wanna preorder Saros bc I want Rahul Kohli to split me in two but also I didn’t really get on with Returnal and it’s giving similar vibes so idk
Check clearsky for the first time in ages, saw I had a bunch of new blocks on 21/10 so wondered what I could have posted
Anyways I did one of those quote post selfies which was the only thing that got significant notes. So that probably was the cause of the blocks. So I feel GREAT.
Anyways I did one of those quote post selfies which was the only thing that got significant notes. So that probably was the cause of the blocks. So I feel GREAT.
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Check clearsky for the first time in ages, saw I had a bunch of new blocks on 21/10 so wondered what I could have posted
Anyways I did one of those quote post selfies which was the only thing that got significant notes. So that probably was the cause of the blocks. So I feel GREAT.
Anyways I did one of those quote post selfies which was the only thing that got significant notes. So that probably was the cause of the blocks. So I feel GREAT.
Sometimes I wish I was bi/pan bc imo a beautiful woman will always be superior to a beautiful man but sadly, I have 0 desire to date women.
I DO want Michelle Rodriguez to step on me tho
I DO want Michelle Rodriguez to step on me tho
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Sometimes I wish I was bi/pan bc imo a beautiful woman will always be superior to a beautiful man but sadly, I have 0 desire to date women.
I DO want Michelle Rodriguez to step on me tho
I DO want Michelle Rodriguez to step on me tho
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
?no???!!!what?!!!?!???!?!?
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
?no???!!!what?!!!?!???!?!?
Spiders Georg found frothing at the mouth
There's a global average of ~131 spiders per square meter.
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Spiders Georg found frothing at the mouth
So she’s tank Iron Fist on crack. Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcol
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
So she’s tank Iron Fist on crack. Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcol
One of my old Brisbane hookups is selling a spare Gaga ticket for $975 (AUD) and it’s not even VIP this is inSANE to me
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
One of my old Brisbane hookups is selling a spare Gaga ticket for $975 (AUD) and it’s not even VIP this is inSANE to me
This is a VERY dangerous step in the direction of queer people also not being able to use changing rooms btw bc this will absolutely not stop at Trans Women existing being considered harassment
Daily Express - Victory for nurse who objected to changing near trans doctor
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This is a VERY dangerous step in the direction of queer people also not being able to use changing rooms btw bc this will absolutely not stop at Trans Women existing being considered harassment
Nothing but respect for MY Welsh songstress 🥰🥰 Charlotte Church can truly do anything 🏴🏴
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Nothing but respect for MY Welsh songstress 🥰🥰 Charlotte Church can truly do anything 🏴🏴
Just listened to the soundtrack version of Wicked Witch of the East and they cut all the meat out of it?? Like where’s the fire?? The urgency??? Reading the Grimmerie??? Girlies no
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just listened to the soundtrack version of Wicked Witch of the East and they cut all the meat out of it?? Like where’s the fire?? The urgency??? Reading the Grimmerie??? Girlies no
FFXIV is so unserious why am I, a chef dressed as a giant tonberry, talking to a sentient rabbit about going to space and making a Star Trek redshirt joke 😭😭
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
FFXIV is so unserious why am I, a chef dressed as a giant tonberry, talking to a sentient rabbit about going to space and making a Star Trek redshirt joke 😭😭
Somehow always forget how expensive December is like I DESPERATELY need to stop spending money else I may not make it to pay day 😭
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Somehow always forget how expensive December is like I DESPERATELY need to stop spending money else I may not make it to pay day 😭
FFXIV: TOQGER
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
FFXIV: TOQGER
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Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
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Haven’t been in a bed-sharing mood all week and now that I am the bf is sick and didn’t wanna stay 😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Haven’t been in a bed-sharing mood all week and now that I am the bf is sick and didn’t wanna stay 😭😭
I don’t wanna go work tomorrow I just wanna get thick uncut dick from a man who looks like a lumberjack
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don’t wanna go work tomorrow I just wanna get thick uncut dick from a man who looks like a lumberjack
Rewatching the beginnings of one of the greatest love stories of our generation (Ian and Mickey off of Shameless)
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Rewatching the beginnings of one of the greatest love stories of our generation (Ian and Mickey off of Shameless)