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Just saw a bird fly down and grab a worm out of the grass. At 7:30 PM.

Don't let morning people make you feel guilty for sleeping in.
May 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Spider-Man: All right, Venom…No wait what is that coat? Is that…is that a puffer jacket made out of flat bread?

Venom: Do you like it? It’s my pita parka.

Spidey: Ok you know what? I hate you a little more right now.

Venom: Jealous?

Spidey: No…shut up.
April 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Once again loving this interpretation of Caesar’s last words

#IdesofMarch 🗡️
March 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
GAME OVER
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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English is three languages in a trench coat beating up other languages for spare adjectives.
December 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Have you ever tried explaining how the structure of government works in the United States and why? It’s like someone telling you how simple and natural it is to use Mastodon.
December 12, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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It seems crazy now that there were decades of political corruption, scientific fraud, and threats of murder to try to cover up the fact that breathing smoke directly into your lungs from a stick that turns your fingers brown can make you sick.
December 5, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Open enrollment season started with a banger.
December 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Y'all, I can't believe I finally have a chance to say this.

This is an heir raid.

www.avweb.com/aviation-new...
Donor's Family Lays Claim To Museum's Wright Airplane
The family of Grover Bergdoll, the original owner of this Wright Model B hanging at the Franklin Institute, say they want the plane back.
www.avweb.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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The existence of abbott elementary implies the existence of costello my dear watson
February 9, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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When I explicitly ask for no pickles on a burger and I taste a pickle on the burger.
November 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Just found out Leon Trotsky was one of *those* guys
November 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
On top of all the serious problems we have coming our way, I'm also just dreading having to listen to him *whine* for 4 more years.
November 6, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Things fall apart
The center can't (HOLD)
Mere anarchy
Is about to un(FOLD)
Up to my eyeballs
In the blood-dimmed (TIDE)
My falcon is missing
'Cause my gyre got (WIDE)
The hour's come round
So make some (NOISE)
For the Bethlehem birth
Of the BEA! STIE! BOYS!
November 19, 2023 at 2:01 PM