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I used to go out with a woman called Jacqueline Hyde. God, the mood swings.
July 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I used to go out with a woman called Jacqueline Hyde. God, the mood swings.
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didn't post this incredible joke (that only sort of works) yesterday as despite it being innoffensive it felt 'too soon'. But now it feels slightly too late and I missed whatever the sweet spot was.
July 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
didn't post this incredible joke (that only sort of works) yesterday as despite it being innoffensive it felt 'too soon'. But now it feels slightly too late and I missed whatever the sweet spot was.
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You don't have to be Lebanese but it helps
July 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You don't have to be Lebanese but it helps
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This tiny device can shrink dangerous blood clots. It’s called the ‘milli-spinner’ and its invention was partly an accident…
June 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This tiny device can shrink dangerous blood clots. It’s called the ‘milli-spinner’ and its invention was partly an accident…
@jimmykimmel.com Could you please use your platform to instruct National Guard and Marines to NOT open fire on protestors if the President instructs them to?
June 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@jimmykimmel.com Could you please use your platform to instruct National Guard and Marines to NOT open fire on protestors if the President instructs them to?
@pbsnews.org Was there a deficit of business leaders in the world that necessitated inviting the malfunctioning parrot AI known as Kevin O’Leary? I feel dumber after hearing him talk.
May 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@pbsnews.org Was there a deficit of business leaders in the world that necessitated inviting the malfunctioning parrot AI known as Kevin O’Leary? I feel dumber after hearing him talk.
@jimmykimmel.com Hi Mr. Kimmel, when I was a child, I used to watch you and Adam Carola on The Man Show. Back then, did you two know back then that you had vastly different politics?
May 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
@jimmykimmel.com Hi Mr. Kimmel, when I was a child, I used to watch you and Adam Carola on The Man Show. Back then, did you two know back then that you had vastly different politics?
I am taking myself on a date tonight. Thus far, the Indian food was good, but a little sweet. And now, the comedy show hasn’t started yet, 15 minutes into its scheduled start time. How terrible! I will not go out with me again!
May 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am taking myself on a date tonight. Thus far, the Indian food was good, but a little sweet. And now, the comedy show hasn’t started yet, 15 minutes into its scheduled start time. How terrible! I will not go out with me again!
“The more you do something, the better you get at it.” Bob Yokel, PhD 2011
May 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“The more you do something, the better you get at it.” Bob Yokel, PhD 2011
The man who doesn’t go to the lake should not complain about never catching any fish.
May 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The man who doesn’t go to the lake should not complain about never catching any fish.
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Meanwhile JD Vance 😂🥴
Meanwhile JD Vance 😂🥴
May 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Meanwhile JD Vance 😂🥴
Meanwhile JD Vance 😂🥴
I wonder if the next pope will be a boomer?
May 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I wonder if the next pope will be a boomer?
I think all mammogram centers need a phone number that ends in 8008.
May 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I think all mammogram centers need a phone number that ends in 8008.
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I think Peter Dinklage should cosplay as the Winter Soldier. They have a similar face.
May 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think Peter Dinklage should cosplay as the Winter Soldier. They have a similar face.
Just got yelled at by like 20 cyclists behind me who were riding the Santa Ana river trail. I briefly moved to the center to avoid a runner coming up behind me and then shouts. The wore navy blue USA jerseys. Wonder if that was some Olympic team or just some wannabe pro dad bros.
May 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just got yelled at by like 20 cyclists behind me who were riding the Santa Ana river trail. I briefly moved to the center to avoid a runner coming up behind me and then shouts. The wore navy blue USA jerseys. Wonder if that was some Olympic team or just some wannabe pro dad bros.
You can tell what a society values by where they allocate their resources. If we cut health and education and grow the military, it means we value defense of sick and uneducated people. Sometimes I ask myself, honestly, what are we fighting for?
May 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You can tell what a society values by where they allocate their resources. If we cut health and education and grow the military, it means we value defense of sick and uneducated people. Sometimes I ask myself, honestly, what are we fighting for?
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To call Francis “the peoples pope“ implies that the Catholic Church knows that previous popes weren’t that into people
April 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
To call Francis “the peoples pope“ implies that the Catholic Church knows that previous popes weren’t that into people
Mom: Why don’t you have children?
Me: Because your generation made normal life too expensive
Mom: Don’t make excuses
Me: I’m not! So, do you want fries with your burger?
Me: Because your generation made normal life too expensive
Mom: Don’t make excuses
Me: I’m not! So, do you want fries with your burger?
April 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Mom: Why don’t you have children?
Me: Because your generation made normal life too expensive
Mom: Don’t make excuses
Me: I’m not! So, do you want fries with your burger?
Me: Because your generation made normal life too expensive
Mom: Don’t make excuses
Me: I’m not! So, do you want fries with your burger?
When I have patients who resist vaccines, I change their mind by acknowledging their concerns, educating gently, and building trust. It may take a few visits. At future visits when that trust is built, they may change their mind. I think that empathy would work in our political discourse as well.
April 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When I have patients who resist vaccines, I change their mind by acknowledging their concerns, educating gently, and building trust. It may take a few visits. At future visits when that trust is built, they may change their mind. I think that empathy would work in our political discourse as well.
I think Keenan Thompson should impersonate Trump on an SNL cold open.
April 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think Keenan Thompson should impersonate Trump on an SNL cold open.
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
April 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Elect a clown, expect a circus.